\u0218tefan cel Mare \u00een lupt\u0103 cu Baiazid.
\u0218tefan se scoal\u0103 \u00eentr-o diminea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i striga c\u0103tre Baiazid:
\u2013 Baiazide!!
\u2013 Ce e b\u0103?? spune Baiazid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M**e b\u0103!!
Baiazid se zg\u00e2rie pe fata de ciud\u0103.
A doua zi la fel.
In a treia zi Baiazid se treze\u0219te \u00eenaintea lu` \u0218tefan \u0219i strig\u0103:
\u2013 Stefanee!!
\u2013 Ce vrei b\u0103?? r\u0103spunde \u0218tefan.
\u2013 M**e b\u0103\u0103!!
\u2013 Vine acum!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un american vine in vizita la Bucuresti <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un american vine in vizita la Bucuresti,se urca intrun taxi si ii cere soferului sa ii arate orasul. Mergand prin Bucuresti americanul vede palatul cotroceni si il intreaba pe sofer ce cladire e,acesta amabil ii raspunde<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2212 Si in cat timp a fost construit?intreaba americanul In 3 ani!raspunde soferul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2212 La noi il facea intr-un an! .Soferul iritat merge mai departe si ii arata palatul victoria.americanul il intreaba iar in cat timp a fost construit soferul ii spune ca in 2 ani,americanul laudaros ii spune ca la ei in 6 luni era gata,iritat soferul merge mai departe,la un moment dat americanul cede casa poporului si il intreaba pe acesta ce cladire e aceea?la care soferul ii raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2212 NU STIU CA ASEARA CAND AM TRECUT PE AICI NU ERA!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u0218tefan cel Mare \u00een lupt\u0103 cu Baiazid.\u0218tefan se scoal\u0103 \u00eentr-o diminea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i striga c\u0103tre Baiazid:\u2013 Baiazide!!\u2013 Ce e b\u0103?? spune Baiazid. \u2013 M**e b\u0103!!Baiazid se zg\u00e2rie pe fata de ciud\u0103.A doua zi la fel.In a treia zi Baiazid se treze\u0219te \u00eenaintea lu` \u0218tefan \u0219i strig\u0103:\u2013 Stefanee!!\u2013 Ce vrei b\u0103?? r\u0103spunde \u0218tefan.\u2013 M**e b\u0103\u0103!!\u2013 Vine acum! … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3024,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3023","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3023"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3023\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3025,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3023\/revisions\/3025"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}