So\u0163ul ajunge acas\u0103 la 5 diminea\u0163a, t\u00e2rziu \u0219i obosit, sper\u00e2nd s\u0103 se strecoare neobservat \u00een pat. Dar nevasta lui, care \u00eel a\u0219tepta treaz\u0103 \u0219i vizibil iritat\u0103, \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103 la u\u0219\u0103 cu o privire t\u0103ioas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Unde ai fost, Superman? \u00eentreab\u0103 ea cu o voce plin\u0103 de ironie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ul, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u0219i p\u0103streze calmul, \u00eencepe s\u0103 explice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-P\u0103i, s\u0103 vezi, am fost cu ni\u0219te clien\u021bi \u00een ora\u0219\u2026 Am discutat afaceri, am \u00eencercat s\u0103 \u00eenchei un contract important\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevasta, ridic\u00e2nd o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103, continu\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-\u0218i ai stat cu ei p\u00e2n\u0103 la 5 diminea\u021ba, Superman? Chiar at\u00e2t de lungi au fost discu\u021biile?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
El, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 scape de privirea acuzatoare a so\u021biei, adaug\u0103 repede:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-P\u0103i, da, am reu\u0219it s\u0103 ob\u021bin un contract \u0219i a durat mai mult dec\u00e2t m-a\u0219 fi a\u0219teptat\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevasta nu se las\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-\u0218i dup\u0103 aia ce ai mai f\u0103cut, Superman? Cu siguran\u021b\u0103 nu ai stat doar s\u0103 semnezi h\u00e2rtii toat\u0103 noaptea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sim\u021bind c\u0103 e prins la col\u021b, so\u021bul \u00ee\u0219i continu\u0103 povestea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-P\u0103i, am fost s\u0103 bem ceva la un bar\u2026 doar c\u0103, \u0219tii, a\u0219a au vrut clien\u021bii\u2026 \u0219i, \u0219i, nu m-am putut opune\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevasta \u00eel prive\u0219te cu suspiciune \u0219i insist\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-\u0218i pe urm\u0103, Superman? C\u0103ci nu pare s\u0103 fie totul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bul, transpir\u00e2nd vizibil acum, r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-P\u0103i, am fost la un bar de streaptease, a\u0219a au insistat ei, dar s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 a fost foarte ur\u00e2t \u0219i plicticos. N-am stat mult\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevasta, \u00een cele din urm\u0103, las\u0103 s\u0103 ias\u0103 la iveal\u0103 adev\u0103rata problem\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Dar de ce \u00eemi tot zici \u201eSuperman\u201d? \u00eentreab\u0103 so\u021bul, sim\u021bindu-se derutat de insisten\u021ba ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevasta, cu un z\u00e2mbet sardonic pe buze, r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-P\u0103i doar Superman \u00ee\u0219i mai poart\u0103 chilo\u021bii peste pantaloni!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centr-o zi, hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 afle adev\u0103rul, se duce la taic\u0103-su, care tocmai repara ceva prin curte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tata, pe mine cine m-a adus? \u00eentreab\u0103 Bula cu ochii mari de curiozitate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Taic\u0103-su, ocupat \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vrea s\u0103 intre \u00een detalii, \u00eei r\u0103spunde simplu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Barza, Bula, barza te-a adus!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nesatisf\u0103cut de r\u0103spunsul scurt al tat\u0103lui, Bula se duce \u0219i la maic\u0103-sa, care tocmai preg\u0103tea masa \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mama, pe mine cine m-a adus? \u00eentreab\u0103 el din nou, sper\u00e2nd la o alt\u0103 variant\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maic\u0103-sa, z\u00e2mbind \u0219i \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-l p\u0103streze pe Bula copil \u00eenc\u0103 pu\u021bin, \u00eei r\u0103spunde la fel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Barza, Bula\u2026 te-a adus barza, dragul meu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula, \u0219i mai confuz, \u00eencepe s\u0103-\u0219i pun\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103ri serioase despre aceast\u0103 \u201ebarz\u0103\u201d misterioas\u0103. \u00cen final, decide s\u0103 o \u00eentrebe \u0219i pe sora lui mai mare, poate ea are o alt\u0103 explica\u021bie. O g\u0103se\u0219te pe sor\u0103-sa \u00een camer\u0103, cu nasul \u00een telefon, buton\u00e2nd de zor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Fa, eu de unde vin? \u00eentreab\u0103 Bula, ner\u0103bd\u0103tor s\u0103 afle adev\u0103rul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sora, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ridice privirea din telefon, \u00eei r\u0103spunde distrat\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Te-a adus barza, Bula! Ce \u00eentrebare e asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula, vizibil iritat de toate r\u0103spunsurile identice, se opre\u0219te \u00een mijlocul camerei, medit\u00e2nd. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva momente de t\u0103cere, \u00ee\u0219i ridic\u0103 ochii \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 cu seriozitate:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum? \u0218i \u00een casa asta nu face nimeni dragoste?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un apel telefonic la o agentie de turism:
\u2013 Faceti excursii in Egipt?
\u2013 Da, desigur\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Spuneti-mi, va rog, ce statiuni balneare sunt acolo?
\u2013 Sharm-el-Sheick, Hurgada, Taba, Nuveiba\u2026
\u2013 Stop\u2026 Nuveiba. Nuveiba e bine!
\u2013 Cand doriti sa plecati, cate persoane?
\u2013 A, nu, nu plecam. Noi doar <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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