{"id":3006,"date":"2024-08-31T11:08:55","date_gmt":"2024-08-31T11:08:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3006"},"modified":"2024-08-31T11:08:58","modified_gmt":"2024-08-31T11:08:58","slug":"se-intalnesc-doi-prieteni-primul-il-intreaba-ce-mai-faci-cum-mai-traiesti-ca-in-povestiadica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3006","title":{"rendered":"Se intalnesc doi prieteni. Primul il intreaba: Ce mai faci? Cum mai traiesti? Ca in povesti\u2026Adica?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1014\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_6419-1014x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3007\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_6419-1014x1024.jpeg 1014w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_6419-297x300.jpeg 297w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_6419-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_6419-768x776.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_6419.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1014px) 100vw, 1014px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 De ce vre\u021bi s\u0103 divor\u021ba\u021bi, domnule?, \u00eentreab\u0103 judec\u0103torul.<br>\u2013 Domnule judec\u0103tor, eu sunt un b\u0103rbat viril. Deseori, fug de la serviciu acas\u0103 ca s\u0103 fac amor cu so\u021bia mea..<br>\u2013 \u0218i \u0103sta este motiv de divor\u021b?<br>\u2013 Da, fiindc\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103 \u00eemi cere bani, dup\u0103 fiecare partid\u0103 de amor.<br>\u2013 Este adev\u0103rat, doamn\u0103, ce spune so\u021bul dvs.?<br>\u2013 Da, domnule judec\u0103tor, este adev\u0103rat! \u0218i ce dac\u0103 este so\u021bul meu? \u00cen timpul programului de lucru trebuie s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103! De ce ar face el excep\u021bie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O familie de tineri merge \u00een vizit\u0103 la ni\u0219te prieteni mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103. Se a\u0219eaz\u0103 la mas\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce. B\u0103tr\u00e2nul \u00eei zice so\u021biei:<br>\u2013 Luceaf\u0103rul meu, adu felul \u00eent\u00e2i.<br>Dup\u0103 ce termin\u0103, b\u0103tr\u00e2nul zice:<br>\u2013 Frumoasa mea, adu felul doi.<br>Dup\u0103 ce termin\u0103 \u0219i cu acesta, b\u0103tr\u00e2nul \u00eei zice:<br>\u2013 Iubirea mea, adu desertul.<br>Dup\u0103 mas\u0103, femeile merg la buc\u0103t\u0103rie, iar b\u0103rba\u021bii r\u0103m\u00e2n singuri. T\u00e2n\u0103rul \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe b\u0103tr\u00e2n:<br>\u2013 Cum de reu\u0219e\u0219ti, dup\u0103 at\u00e2\u021bia ani, s\u0103-i mai spui cuvinte a\u0219a frumoase?<br>\u2013 S\u0103 mor dac\u0103 mai \u0219tiu cum o cheam\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 De ce vre\u021bi s\u0103 divor\u021ba\u021bi, domnule?, \u00eentreab\u0103 judec\u0103torul.\u2013 Domnule judec\u0103tor, eu sunt un b\u0103rbat viril. Deseori, fug de la serviciu acas\u0103 ca s\u0103 fac amor cu so\u021bia mea..\u2013 \u0218i \u0103sta este motiv de divor\u021b?\u2013 Da, fiindc\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103 \u00eemi cere bani, dup\u0103 fiecare partid\u0103 de amor.\u2013 Este adev\u0103rat, doamn\u0103, ce spune so\u021bul dvs.?\u2013 &#8230; <a title=\"Se intalnesc doi prieteni. Primul il intreaba: Ce mai faci? Cum mai traiesti? Ca in povesti\u2026Adica?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3006\" aria-label=\"Read more about Se intalnesc doi prieteni. Primul il intreaba: Ce mai faci? Cum mai traiesti? 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