So\u0163ul gelos \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 so\u0163ia:
So\u0163ul: \u2013 Draga mea, unde e\u015fti?
So\u0163ia: \u2013 Acas\u0103, dragul meu.
So\u0163ul: \u2013 E\u015fti sigur\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ia: \u2013 Da!
So\u0163ul: \u2013 Porne\u015fte blenderul, te rog.
So\u0163ia merge la buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u015fi porne\u015fte blenderul.
So\u0163ul: \u2013 Bine, draga mea, te cred. Ai grij\u0103 de tine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen ziua urm\u0103toare, b\u0103rbatul decide s\u0103 mearg\u0103 acas\u0103 la pr\u00e2nz f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 anun\u0163e.
C\u00e2nd vede c\u0103 so\u0163ia lui nu este acas\u0103, acesta merge direct \u00een camera fiului s\u0103u \u015fi-l \u00eentreab\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Fiule, \u015ftii ceva de mama ta? Unde este?
\u2013 Nu \u015ftiu, tat\u0103. A plecat acum o or\u0103 \u015fi a luat \u015fi blenderul cu ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 petrecerea de Revelion, prietena lui Bul\u0103 \u00eei d\u0103 un telefon \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103: <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Cum \u021bi-ai petrecut Revelionul, Buli\u0219or?\u00a0 Cum ai fost \u00eembr\u0103cat? <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Aaa\u2026 bine. Am fost \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00een blugi de Revelion. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Deci ai facut Revelionul \u00een blugi! <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Da, am f\u0103cut \u00een blugi de Revelion!\ud83d\ude26<\/p>\n\n\n\n Asear\u0103, c\u00e2nd ne preg\u0103team s\u0103 mergem la petrecerea de Revelion<\/strong>, \u00eel \u00eentreb pe b\u0103rbatu-meu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dragule, cum s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembrac ca s\u0103 m\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 minte tot anul \u015fi s\u0103 le las pe toate mute?<\/p>\n\n\n\n La care el mi-a raspuns fara sa stea prea mult pe ganduri:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Iute!\ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n\n\n\n Garderoba de Revelion<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n De\u015fi a avut tot timpul din lume s\u0103 se preg\u0103teasc\u0103 \u015fi eram \u00een \u00eent\u00e2rziere la petrecerea de Revelion, nevast\u0103-mea totu\u015fi m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Iubitule, \u00een ce-ai vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 vezi \u00een seara asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 \u00cen D\u00e2mbovi\u0163a, iubito, \u00een D\u00e2mbovi\u0163a\u2026 So\u0163ul gelos \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 so\u0163ia:So\u0163ul: \u2013 Draga mea, unde e\u015fti?So\u0163ia: \u2013 Acas\u0103, dragul meu.So\u0163ul: \u2013 E\u015fti sigur\u0103? So\u0163ia: \u2013 Da!So\u0163ul: \u2013 Porne\u015fte blenderul, te rog.So\u0163ia merge la buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u015fi porne\u015fte blenderul.So\u0163ul: \u2013 Bine, draga mea, te cred. Ai grij\u0103 de tine. \u00cen ziua urm\u0103toare, b\u0103rbatul decide s\u0103 mearg\u0103 acas\u0103 la pr\u00e2nz f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 anun\u0163e.C\u00e2nd vede … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2995,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2994"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2996,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2994\/revisions\/2996"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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