-Tat\u0103, tu crezi \u00een fantome?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, fiule! Nu exist\u0103 a\u0219a ceva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dar servitoarea mi-a spus c\u0103 ele exist\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Atunci \u00eempachetreaz\u0103 c\u00e2t de repede po\u021bi. Ne mut\u0103m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De ce tat\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Noi nu avem servitoare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014-<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 are biciclet\u0103 nou. \u00centr-o zi, vine la mama lui fericit:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mam\u0103, mam\u0103, ia uite: pot s\u0103 merg pe biciclet\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 m\u00e2ini!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bravo, Bul\u0103! Dar ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 nu cazi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai trec c\u00e2teva zile, iar vine Bul\u0103 la mama lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mam\u0103, mam\u0103, ia uite: pot s\u0103 merg pe biciclet\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 picioare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bravo, Bul\u0103! Dar ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 nu cazi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai trec alte c\u00e2teva zile, iar vine Bul\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mam\u0103, mam\u0103, ia uite: pot s\u0103 merg pe biciclet\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 din\u021bi!
\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014-<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce ai p\u0103\u021bit la ochi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M-a lovit nevasta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 I-am vorbit cu \u201etu\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pfff, dar ce fel de rela\u021bie ave\u021bi de te-a lovit pentru at\u00e2ta lucru?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i asear\u0103, c\u00e2nd m\u00e2ncam, mi-a zis: \u201e\u0218tii, noi n-am mai f\u0103cut dragoste de 3 luni\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La care eu i-am r\u0103spuns:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Poate tu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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