So\u0163ul, venind acas\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte so\u0163ia cu un amant. Scoate pistolul, zic\u00e2nd:
\u2013 Hai cu mine.
So\u0163ul \u00eei propune amantului:
\u2013 Hai s\u0103 facem astfel: eu trag \u00een aer de dou\u0103 ori \u015fi c\u0103dem jos am\u00e2ndoi.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La care din noi se va apropia mai \u00eent\u00e2i so\u0163ia mea, acela va r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu ea.
So\u0163ia aude dou\u0103 \u00eempu\u015fc\u0103turi. Prive\u015fte pe fereastr\u0103, apoi strig\u0103:
\u2013 Ioaneeeee, ie\u015fi de sub pat. Boii \u0103\u015ftia s-au \u00eempu\u015fcat unul pe altul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Lui Bul\u0103 i se pl\u00e2nge un vecin:
\u2013 Auzi Bul\u0103, zi-i lui fiu-t\u0103u s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai imite!
Bul\u0103 c\u0103tre Buli\u015for:
\u2013 Hai, gata, \u00eenceteaz\u0103 s\u0103 mai faci pe prostul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mare concurs mare. Care este cea mai izolat\u0103 ma\u015fin\u0103. Vin cei de la Peugeot cu ultimul model. Comisia \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 A\u0163i f\u0103cut testul cu pisica?
\u2013 Nu, cum testul cu pisica?
\u2013 B\u0103g\u0103m o pisic\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru\u2026 Dupa doua zile pisica moare, nu mai avea aer, ma\u015fina era ermetic\u0103.
Vine ultimul model de BMW, comisia \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 A\u0163i facut testul cu pisica?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, ce test cu pisica?
\u2013 B\u0103g\u0103m o pisic\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru\u2026 Dup\u0103 o zi pisica moare f\u0103r\u0103 aer. E \u00eentr-adevar cea mai ermetic\u0103 ma\u015fin\u0103.
Vin \u015fi cei de la Logan. Comisia \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 A\u0163i f\u0103cut testul cu pisica?
\u2013 Da!
\u2013 \u015ei cum l-a\u0163i f\u0103cut?
\u2013 P\u0103i am b\u0103gat pisica \u00een\u0103untru \u015fi pe unde scotea capul, chituiam\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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