Intr-o cofetarie intra Buli\u015for, un baietel de vreo 8-9 ani, cu o hartie in mana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tanti, as vrea 300 g caramele a 25 lei kg si 500 g biscuiti a 9 lei kg\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Atat? intreba vanzatoarea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ar mai trebui 280 g bomboane fondante a 35 lei kg si 400 g fursecuri a 31 lei kg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vanzatoarea cantareste atent cele spuse de baietel si-i spune suma ce-o are de platit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ei, ti-a dat mamica ta destui bani ca sa cumperi toate astea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tanti, mama nu mi-a dat nici un leu, dar am venit la matale pentru ca nu stiam sa-mi fac problema la aritmetica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevasta unui director afla ca el are o noua secretara. Vine directorul acasa, nevasta-l ia in primire:
\u2013 Secretara asta a ta are picioare frumoase?
\u2013 N-am bagat de seama.
\u2013 Ochii ce culoare au?
\u2013 N-am observat\u2026
\u2013 Dar de-mbracat, cum se-mbraca?
\u2013 Foarte repede!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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