A trecut \u0219i noaptea nun\u021bii. So\u021bia pl\u00e2nge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-De ce pl\u00e2ngi fata mea, ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? A\u0219a de rea a fost noaptea nun\u021bii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu, mam\u0103, nopatea a fost minunat\u0103, dar diminea\u021ba c\u00e2nd s-a trezit din somn m-a \u00eentrebat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201dEi, c\u00eend ne mai vedem p\u0103pu\u0219ico?\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014-<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un renumit chirurg plastician ia masa \u00eentr-un restaurant select al\u0103turi de un prieten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 vreo 10 minute, \u00een restaurant intr\u0103 o domni\u015foar\u0103 superb\u0103. Se apropie de masa lor, \u00eel s\u0103rut\u0103 pe obraz pe chirurg \u015fi-i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dragul meu, m-ai transformat din r\u0103\u0163u\u015fca cea ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u00eentr-o adev\u0103rat\u0103 prin\u0163es\u0103. \u00ce\u0163i mul\u0163umesc din suflet.
Dup\u0103 ce femeia p\u0103r\u0103se\u015fte localul, prietenul mirat \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe chirurg cine e superba domni\u015foar\u0103.
\u2013 \u0102\u0103\u0103, p\u0103i e mama!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Wow, p\u0103i ai f\u0103cut o treab\u0103 grozav\u0103. Arat\u0103 de milioane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva minute \u00een restaurant \u00ee\u015fi face apari\u0163ia o alt\u0103 doamn\u0103, mult mai frumoas\u0103. Se apropie de masa lor, \u00eel s\u0103rut\u0103 pe chirurg \u015fi-i spune:
\u2013 Iubitule, liftingul facial \u015fi liposuc\u0163ia au f\u0103cut minuni. M-ai f\u0103cut s\u0103 ar\u0103t cu 20 de ani mai t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103. Nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 voi putea s\u0103-\u0163i mul\u0163umesc vreodat\u0103!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 ce \u015fi aceast\u0103 doamn\u0103 a p\u0103r\u0103sit localul, chirurgul \u00eei explic\u0103 prietenului c\u0103 doamna respectiv\u0103 e chiar so\u0163ia lui.
\u2013 Dumnezeule! Dar e\u015fti foarte priceput! Arat\u0103 ca un fotomodel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nici nu apuc\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi duc\u0103 fraza la bun sf\u00e2r\u015fit c\u0103 u\u015file restaurantului se deschid \u015fi o femeie superb\u0103, mult mai superb\u0103 dec\u00e2t precedentele, cu un corp ce p\u0103rea a fi sculptat se apropie cu pa\u015fi repezi de masa lor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To\u0163i ochii din local erau acum \u00eendrepta\u0163i spre acel \u00eenger de fat\u0103.
Dar, spre surprinderea tuturor femeia perfect\u0103 \u00eei d\u0103 o palm\u0103 chirurgului \u015fi cu glasul ridicat \u00eei zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tic\u0103losule! Uite ce-ai f\u0103cut din corpul meu! Mi-ai distrus via\u0163a! Cariera! Sper c-o s-o sf\u00e2r\u015fe\u015fti \u00een iad!
Toat\u0103 lumea r\u0103m\u00e2ne extrem de mirat\u0103 de atitudinea frumoasei doamne, iar chirurgul zice:
\u2013 Hai s\u0103 nu mai vorbim despre asta. Era tata<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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