Cic\u0103 merge Bul\u0103 la maternitate. Iese doctorul din sal\u0103 de unde a n\u0103scut nevast\u0103-sa. Bul\u0103 fericit!
\u2013 Ce-i dom\u2019le?
\u2013 B\u0103iat!
\u2013 Haha! \u00cel fac pictor!
\u2013 Sti\u021bi\u2026 nu are m\u00e2ini.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu are m\u00e2ini?
\u2013 Nu.
\u2013 Atunci \u00eel fac fotbalist!
\u2013 Sti\u021bi\u2026 nu are nici picioare.
\u2013 Nu are picioare?
\u2013 Nu.
\u2013 Atunci \u00eel fac intelectual!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sti\u021bi\u2026 nu are nici cap.
\u2013 Nu are nici cap?
\u2013 Nu.
\u2013 Dar cum arat\u0103 dom\u2019le?
\u2013 Sti\u021bi\u2026 este a\u0219a, ca o bul\u0103.\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude01
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen prima lor zi de la c\u0103s\u0103torie o blond\u0103 \u00eei zice so\u021bului: B\u0103rbate este defect\u0103 instala\u021bia sanitar\u0103 de la baie.
So\u021bul\u2026da ce sunt eu instalator?
A doua zi\u2026.
B\u0103rbate, este defect televizorul\u2026
So\u021bul\u2026 da ce sunt eu, depanator?
A treia zi vine so\u021bul acas\u0103 \u0219i le vede pe toate reparate \u0219i mirat \u00eentreaba cine le-a reparat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Blonda \u00eei spune c\u0103 l-a chemat pe un coleg de-al ei \u0219i s-a ocupat de toate.
So\u021bul\u2026\u0219i cu ce i-ai pl\u0103tit c\u0103 bani nu ai avut?
Blonda\u2026 p\u0103i a zis s\u0103-i c\u00e2nt sau s\u0103 ma culc cu el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bul\u2026\u0219i tu ce-ai f\u0103cut?
Blonda\u2026.da ce-s eu c\u00e2nt\u0103rea\u021b\u0103???\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude01
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Cic\u0103 merge Bul\u0103 la maternitate. Iese doctorul din sal\u0103 de unde a n\u0103scut nevast\u0103-sa. Bul\u0103 fericit!\u2013 Ce-i dom\u2019le?\u2013 B\u0103iat!\u2013 Haha! \u00cel fac pictor!\u2013 Sti\u021bi\u2026 nu are m\u00e2ini. \u2013 Nu are m\u00e2ini?\u2013 Nu.\u2013 Atunci \u00eel fac fotbalist!\u2013 Sti\u021bi\u2026 nu are nici picioare.\u2013 Nu are picioare?\u2013 Nu.\u2013 Atunci \u00eel fac intelectual! \u2013 Sti\u021bi\u2026 nu are nici cap.\u2013 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2977,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2976"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2978,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2976\/revisions\/2978"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}