Lui Bul\u0103 i se pl\u00e2nge un vecin:
\u2013 Auzi Bul\u0103, zi-i lui fiu-t\u0103u s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai imite!
Bul\u0103 c\u0103tre Buli\u015for:
\u2013 Hai, gata, \u00eenceteaz\u0103 s\u0103 mai faci pe prostul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sotul se intoarce tarziu acasa de la secretara si incearca sa se bage in pat fara sa-si trezeasca nevasta. Sotia il intreaba:
\u2013 Ai venit, hai? Cat e ora?
\u2013 10.
\u2013 Cum \u201ezece\u201d, daca eu am auzit pendula batand unu?
\u2013 Pai si, ce? Vrei sa bata si zero ?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Seful catre secretara:
\u2013 Cine ti-a spus ca doar pentru ca te-am sarutat de cateva ori ai dreptul sa lenevesti toata ziua?
\u2013 Avocatul meu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
***
Noua secretara in prima zi suna la Bufet, tipand in receptor:
\u2013 Adu-mi o cafea! Si viteeeeeza!!!
La celalt capat al firului raspunde o voce grava:
\u2013 Cred ca ai format un numar gresit; stii cu cine vorbesti, dobitocule?
\u2013 Nu, raspunde secretara.
\u2013 Eu sunt Directorul General, imbecilule!!!
\u2013 Dar tu stii cu cine vorbesti, dobitocule?
\u2013 Nu, raspunde Directorul surprins.
\u2013 Perfect!\u2026 si inchide<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mare concurs mare. Care este cea mai izolat\u0103 ma\u015fin\u0103. Vin cei de la Peugeot cu ultimul model. Comisia \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 A\u0163i f\u0103cut testul cu pisica?
\u2013 Nu, cum testul cu pisica?
\u2013 B\u0103g\u0103m o pisic\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru\u2026 Dupa doua zile pisica moare, nu mai avea aer, ma\u015fina era ermetic\u0103.
Vine ultimul model de BMW, comisia \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 A\u0163i facut testul cu pisica?
\u2013 Nu, ce test cu pisica?
\u2013 B\u0103g\u0103m o pisic\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru\u2026 Dup\u0103 o zi pisica moare f\u0103r\u0103 aer. E \u00eentr-adevar cea mai ermetic\u0103 ma\u015fin\u0103.
Vin \u015fi cei de la Logan. Comisia \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 A\u0163i f\u0103cut testul cu pisica?
\u2013 Da!
\u2013 \u015ei cum l-a\u0163i f\u0103cut?
\u2013 P\u0103i am b\u0103gat pisica \u00een\u0103untru \u015fi pe unde scotea capul, chituiam\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
***
Dou\u0103 blonde merg \u00een p\u0103dure s\u0103-\u015fi caute un brad de Cr\u0103ciun. Dup\u0103 trei ore de mers prin z\u0103pad\u0103, una dintre ele zice:
\u2013 Oare nu ar fi mai bine s\u0103 c\u0103ut\u0103m unul ne\u00eempodobit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
***
Un tip, mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, naufragiaz\u0103 pe o insul\u0103 pustie. Dup\u0103 10 ani, o blond\u0103 coboar\u0103 din cer \u015fi-i spune:
\u2013 Buna, b\u0103tr\u00e2ne!\u2026 De c\u00e2t timp n-ai m\u00e2ncat, a\u015fa, ceva mai ca lumea?
\u2013 De 10 ani!\u2026 Nu-mi spune c\u0103 ai ceva de m\u00e2ncare!
Blonda scoate \u015fi-i d\u0103 c\u00e2teva pateuri.
\u2013 Dar de c\u00e2t timp n-ai b\u0103ut ceva, a\u015fa, mai ca lumea?
\u2013 De 10 ani!\u2026 Nu-mi spune c\u0103 ai \u015fi ceva de b\u0103ut!
Blonda scoate \u015fi-i d\u0103 o sticl\u0103 de Jack Daniel`s.
\u2013 Dar de c\u00e2nd n-ai mai tras o partid\u0103?
\u2013 Vai de mine \u015fi de mine!\u2026 Nu-mi spune c\u0103 ai \u015fi crose de golf, acolo!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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