Bul\u0103, un pu\u0219ti cu ochi ageri \u0219i mintea ascu\u021bit\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i prinde sora \u00eentr-un col\u021b mai retras al cur\u021bii, s\u0103rut\u00e2ndu-se pasional cu prietenul ei. T\u00e2n\u0103rul, speriat c\u0103 Bul\u0103 ar putea s\u0103 le strice distrac\u021bia, scoate repede o sut\u0103 de lei din buzunar \u0219i i-o ofer\u0103 lui Bul\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tipul, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 par\u0103 serios \u0219i autoritar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Uite aici, b\u0103iete, s\u0103 fie clar: tu nu ai v\u0103zut nimic acum, da? Nici nu trebuie s\u0103 te mai g\u00e2nde\u0219ti la ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103, dup\u0103 ce \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenv\u00e2rte banii \u00eentre degete ca un mic afacerist, \u00eei \u00eentoarce cu calm cincizeci de lei t\u00e2n\u0103rului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tipul, uluit \u0219i cu o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103 ridicat\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Stai pu\u021bin, ce faci? De ce mi-ai dat \u00eenapoi jum\u0103tate din bani?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103, cu un z\u00e2mbet \u0219mecheresc pe fa\u021b\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i, de ce s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti tu mai mult dec\u00e2t pl\u0103tesc al\u021bii? Sora mea are pre\u021buri fixe, \u0219i nu vreau s\u0103 fie nedrept\u0103\u021bi\u021bi cei dinaintea ta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tipul r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 cuvinte, uit\u00e2ndu-se la Bul\u0103, care se \u00eendep\u0103rteaz\u0103 fluier\u00e2nd, \u00eenc\u00e2ntat de afacerea pe care tocmai a f\u0103cut-o. Sora lui, ru\u0219inat\u0103 \u0219i nervoas\u0103, \u00eel strig\u0103 din spate:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103, \u00eentorc\u00e2ndu-se \u0219i ridic\u00e2nd u\u0219or din umeri:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ei, las\u0103, soro, data viitoare s\u0103 te asiguri c\u0103 am ochii \u00eenchi\u0219i!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea le spune elevilor s\u0103i de clasa I:
\u2013 Copii, alc\u0103tui\u021bi fiecare c\u00e2te o propozi\u021bie.
Bul\u0103:
\u2013 Ana are mere.
\u2013 Bravo, Bul\u0103!\u2026 Dar de unde \u0219tii? zise inv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea.
\u2013 Am v\u0103zut-o eu sub du\u0219\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Politia il aduce pe sot acasa beat turta, fara niciun leu din salariu.
Dimineata, sotia il asteapta cu zambetul pe buze, micul dejun pregatit si cafea fierbinte.
Pe scurt, o atmosfera de poveste\u2026
Femeia ii sare in brate, il saruta, iar barbatul ramane cu gura cascata.
-Iubitule, aseara te-au adus politistii acasa si erai in ultimul hal.
-Pai si atunci ce e cu toata tandretea asta, draga?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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