O bunicu\u021ba prive\u0219te cu mirare o domni\u021b\u0103 care are un tatuaj cu hieroglife chineze\u0219ti pe g\u00e2t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Babeto, la ce te tot holbezi?
\u2013 Ma uit la ce scrie pe tatuajul al\u0103 al t\u0103u, dragu\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cuconi\u021b\u0103, pe vremea mea, erau de toate. Predau limba chineza \u0219i \u00eencerc s\u0103 \u00eenteleg, de ce pe g\u00e2tul t\u0103u scrie \u201esa nu se recongeleze\u201d
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion \u0219i Vasile st\u0103teau de vorb\u0103.
\u2013 M\u0103 Ioane, zice Vasile, nu te mai \u00eensori \u0219i tu c\u0103 ai 45 de ani?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M\u0103 Vasile am vrut s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eensor dar orice fat\u0103 care o duc acas\u0103 la maic\u0103-mea n\u2019o place deloc.
St\u0103 Vasile \u0219i se g\u00e2nde\u0219te un pic \u0219i pe urm\u0103 zice:
\u2013 M\u0103 Ioane caut\u0103 m\u0103 o fat\u0103 care s\u0103 semene cu maic\u0103-ta. Sigur o s\u2019o plac\u0103 astfel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trece ceva timp \u0219i cei doi se re\u00eentalnesc. Vasile \u00eentreaba iar:
\u2013 Ia zi m\u0103 Ioane ai g\u0103sit fata potrivit\u0103?
\u2013 Vasile am gasit-o! Seaman\u0103 cu maic\u0103-mea dar tot nu m-am \u00eensurat \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i care e problema, zice Vasile? N-o place maic\u0103-ta pe fata asta?
\u2013 Ba da, zice Ion, mama o place foarte mult \u00eensa tata nu poate s\u2019o \u00eenghit\u0103 \u2026
Este un banc tratati- l ca atare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
O bunicu\u021ba prive\u0219te cu mirare o domni\u021b\u0103 care are un tatuaj cu hieroglife chineze\u0219ti pe g\u00e2t. \u2013 Babeto, la ce te tot holbezi?\u2013 Ma uit la ce scrie pe tatuajul al\u0103 al t\u0103u, dragu\u021b\u0103. \u2013 Cuconi\u021b\u0103, pe vremea mea, erau de toate. Predau limba chineza \u0219i \u00eencerc s\u0103 \u00eenteleg, de ce pe g\u00e2tul t\u0103u scrie … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2929,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2928"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2930,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2928\/revisions\/2930"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}