La \u015fcoal\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea c\u0103tre Buli\u015for: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenca doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 doi iepuri, c\u00e2\u0163i iepuri vei avea Buli\u015for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u015eapte, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profesoara nervoas\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 N-ai \u00een\u0163eles Buli\u015for, fii atent: dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau dou\u0103 mere \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, c\u00e2te mere vei avea Buli\u015for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De ce vre\u0163i s\u0103 divor\u0163a\u0163i?, \u00eentreab\u0103 avocatul.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Din cauza cumnatei mele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Nu \u00een\u0163eleg!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ea vine din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd pe la noi \u00een vizit\u0103 \u015fi uneori r\u0103m\u00e2ne peste noapte. C\u00e2nd s\u0103 mergem la culcare, eu \u00eencurc mereu paturile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Cum a\u015fa? Nu e nici o diferen\u0163\u0103 \u00eentre so\u0163ia \u015fi cumnata dumneavoastr\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 P\u0103i, dac\u0103 n-ar fi nici o diferen\u0163\u0103, a\u015f mai \u00eencurca eu paturile?\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u015ease doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 P\u0103i vezi, \u015fi atunci de unde \u0163i-a dat \u0163ie \u015fapte iepuri?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 P\u0103i mai am unul acas\u0103 doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude07\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Ora de Sociologie:<\/strong>\u2013 Numim hot pe cel care ia proprietatea altuia \u2013 explica profesorul.- Bula, tu nu esti atent!- Ba da, domnule profesor.- Atunci spune-mi, ce as fi eu daca ti-as scoate din buzunar 10.000 de lei?- Vrajitor, domnule profesor.\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" La \u015fcoal\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea c\u0103tre Buli\u015for: \u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenca doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 doi iepuri, c\u00e2\u0163i iepuri vei avea Buli\u015for? \u2013 \u015eapte, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare! Profesoara nervoas\u0103: \u2013 N-ai \u00een\u0163eles Buli\u015for, fii atent: dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau dou\u0103 mere \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, c\u00e2te mere vei avea Buli\u015for? De … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2925,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2924"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2926,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2924\/revisions\/2926"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}