Ce-ai p\u0103\u0163it, Bul\u0103, de mergi \u00een c\u00e2rje?
\u2013 Am avut un accident de ma\u015fin\u0103.
\u2013 \u015ei nu po\u0163i s\u0103 mergi f\u0103r\u0103 c\u00e2rje?
\u2013 Ba da. Doctorul zice c\u0103 pot sa merg, dar avocatul meu c\u0103 nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un v\u00e2nz\u0103tor ambulant sun\u0103 la u\u015f\u0103 si \u00eei deschide Bul\u0103.
\u2013 Tat\u0103l t\u0103u este acas\u0103?
\u2013 Da.
\u2013 Pot s\u0103-l v\u0103d?
\u2013 Nu, este la du\u015f.
\u2013 Dar mama ta este acas\u0103?
\u2013 Mda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Atunci pot s\u0103 o v\u0103d?
\u2013 Nu. \u015ei ea este la du\u015f.
\u2013 Crezi c\u0103 vor ie\u015fi cur\u00e2nd?
\u2013 Nu.
\u2013 De ce crezi asta?
\u2013 Ei bine, c\u00e2nd tata m-a rugat s\u0103-i dau vaselina, eu i-am dat superglue\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ce-ai p\u0103\u0163it, Bul\u0103, de mergi \u00een c\u00e2rje?\u2013 Am avut un accident de ma\u015fin\u0103.\u2013 \u015ei nu po\u0163i s\u0103 mergi f\u0103r\u0103 c\u00e2rje?\u2013 Ba da. Doctorul zice c\u0103 pot sa merg, dar avocatul meu c\u0103 nu. Un v\u00e2nz\u0103tor ambulant sun\u0103 la u\u015f\u0103 si \u00eei deschide Bul\u0103.\u2013 Tat\u0103l t\u0103u este acas\u0103?\u2013 Da.\u2013 Pot s\u0103-l v\u0103d?\u2013 Nu, este la du\u015f.\u2013 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2922,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2921"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2921\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2923,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2921\/revisions\/2923"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}