{"id":2918,"date":"2024-08-23T17:16:08","date_gmt":"2024-08-23T17:16:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2918"},"modified":"2024-08-23T17:16:11","modified_gmt":"2024-08-23T17:16:11","slug":"in-sala-de-operatie-chirurgul-catre-asistent-anestezie-de-a-noastra-sau-de-import-de-import-de-import-s-a-terminat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2918","title":{"rendered":"\u00cen sala de opera\u021bie \u2013 chirurgul c\u0103tre asistent:\u2013 Anestezie.\u2013 De-a noastr\u0103 sau de import?\u2013 De import.\u2013 De import s-a terminat."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u00cen sala de opera\u021bie \u2013 chirurgul c\u0103tre asistent:<br>\u2013 Anestezie.<br>\u2013 De-a noastr\u0103 sau de import?<br>\u2013 De import.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 De import s-a terminat.<br>\u2013 Atunci de-a noastr\u0103.<br>\u2013 Nani, nani\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Citi\u021bi \u0219i:&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi avocati intra intr-un bar si comanda niste bauturi. Apoi isi scot cate un sandvis din servieta si incep sa manance\u2026<br>Barmanul ii vede si ii atentioneaza, pe fiecare:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Va rog sa ma scuzati, dar in bar nu e permis sa va consumati propriul sandvis!<br>Cei doi s-au uitat unul la celalalt, au dat din umeri, au facut schimb de sandvisuri si au continuat sa manance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen sala de opera\u021bie \u2013 chirurgul c\u0103tre asistent:\u2013 Anestezie.\u2013 De-a noastr\u0103 sau de import?\u2013 De import. \u2013 De import s-a terminat.\u2013 Atunci de-a noastr\u0103.\u2013 Nani, nani\u2026 Citi\u021bi \u0219i:&nbsp; Doi avocati intra intr-un bar si comanda niste bauturi. Apoi isi scot cate un sandvis din servieta si incep sa manance\u2026Barmanul ii vede si ii atentioneaza, pe &#8230; <a title=\"\u00cen sala de opera\u021bie \u2013 chirurgul c\u0103tre asistent:\u2013 Anestezie.\u2013 De-a noastr\u0103 sau de import?\u2013 De import.\u2013 De import s-a terminat.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2918\" aria-label=\"Read more about \u00cen sala de opera\u021bie \u2013 chirurgul c\u0103tre asistent:\u2013 Anestezie.\u2013 De-a noastr\u0103 sau de import?\u2013 De import.\u2013 De import s-a terminat.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2919,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2918"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2918\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2920,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2918\/revisions\/2920"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}