Ion \u0219i Maria f\u0103ceau dragoste. La un momendat, Maria \u00eei zice lui Ion:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M\u0103i, Ioane, m\u0103, tu e\u0219ti greu, m\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion nimic. Peste 10 minute, Maria \u00eei zice din nou:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M\u0103i, Ioane, m\u0103, tu e\u0219ti foarte greu, m\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion nimic. Peste \u00eenc\u0103 zece minute, Maria \u00eei zice enervat\u0103 din nou:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M\u0103i, Ioane, m\u0103 tu e\u0219ti din cale afar\u0103 de greu, m\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion sup\u0103rat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i, M\u0103rie, noi facem dragoste ori ne c\u00e2nt\u0103rim?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tiganul o gaseste pe Piranda \u00een pat cu nasu\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Haoleo, te omor, fa, pai cu nasu\u2019 ma \u00eenseli ?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Auzi ba tigane, ai luat carne?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ai luat cafea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ai luat bautura?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pai atunci cu ce vrei sa-l tratez pe nasu\u2019?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mirii se retrag in dormitor<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mirii se retrag in dormitor in noaptea nuntii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tanara nesatula: o data, de doua ori, de trei, de patru\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Spre dimineata, mireasa a adormit. Sotul merge la toaleta. Lipseste 5, 10 minute\u2026 Sotia se trezeste si merge sa-l caute. Il gaseste in baie, bajbaind prin chiloti si soptind:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hai, te rog\u2026 iesi\u2026 Iti spun eu: ea doarme!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ion \u0219i Maria f\u0103ceau dragoste. La un momendat, Maria \u00eei zice lui Ion: \u2013 M\u0103i, Ioane, m\u0103, tu e\u0219ti greu, m\u0103. Ion nimic. Peste 10 minute, Maria \u00eei zice din nou: \u2013 M\u0103i, Ioane, m\u0103, tu e\u0219ti foarte greu, m\u0103! Ion nimic. Peste \u00eenc\u0103 zece minute, Maria \u00eei zice enervat\u0103 din nou: \u2013 M\u0103i, Ioane, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2916,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2915"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2917,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915\/revisions\/2917"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}