Sotia, extrem de geloasa, il interogheaza pe sotul ei in legatura cu noua secretara:
\u2013 Are ochi albastri?
\u2013 Habar n-am.
\u2013 Dar picioarele sunt lungi?
\u2013 Nu stiu.
\u2013 Cum se imbraca?
\u2013 Repede, raspunse ,, nevinovat\u201d sotul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 opera\u021bie, doctorul c\u0103tre pacient:
\u2013 O voi trimite pe asistenta mea in seara asta la dumneavoastr\u0103 \u2026
\u2013 Domnule doctor, trimite\u021bi-o m\u00e2ine sear\u0103 v\u0103 rog, ast\u0103zi inc\u0103 nu m\u0103 simt in putere<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doua prietene stau de vorba:
\u2013 Eu \u0219i sotul meu dormim \u00een camere diferite\u2026
\u2013 P\u0103i\u2026 \u0219i cum face\u021bi cu obliga\u021biile conjugale?
\u2013 Simplu, atunci c\u00e2nd are el chef, fluier\u0103 \u0219i \u2026 se rezolv\u00e4!
\u2013 Si atunci c\u00e2nd ai tu chef?
\u2013 \u00cel \u00eentreb: \u201eloaaane, ai fluierat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Sotia, extrem de geloasa, il interogheaza pe sotul ei in legatura cu noua secretara:\u2013 Are ochi albastri?\u2013 Habar n-am.\u2013 Dar picioarele sunt lungi?\u2013 Nu stiu.\u2013 Cum se imbraca?\u2013 Repede, raspunse ,, nevinovat\u201d sotul. Dup\u0103 opera\u021bie, doctorul c\u0103tre pacient:\u2013 O voi trimite pe asistenta mea in seara asta la dumneavoastr\u0103 \u2026\u2013 Domnule doctor, trimite\u021bi-o m\u00e2ine sear\u0103 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2909,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2908"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2910,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2908\/revisions\/2910"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}