Un be\u021biv intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o farmacie \u0219i url\u0103:
-Da-mi un prezervativ, acum!
Farmacist\u0103:
-Mai decent va rog!
La care be\u021bivul \u00ee\u0219i scoate socoteal\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 destul de calm:
-Ave\u021bi h\u0103inu\u021be pentru acest bebelu\u0219?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i: <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Sotia mea a fost asistenta unui magician multi ani. Prietenul meu Razvan a iesit dezbracat din dulap. Sotia, extrem de geloasa, il interogheaza pe sotul ei in legatura cu noua secretara: <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Un be\u021biv intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o farmacie \u0219i url\u0103:-Da-mi un prezervativ, acum!Farmacist\u0103:-Mai decent va rog!La care be\u021bivul \u00ee\u0219i scoate socoteal\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 destul de calm:-Ave\u021bi h\u0103inu\u021be pentru acest bebelu\u0219? Citi\u021bi \u0219i: Sotia mea a fost asistenta unui magician multi ani.A invatat cateva trucuri bune de la el.De exemplu, vin ieri de la munca, intru in dormitor,ea ma … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2906,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2905"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2907,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2905\/revisions\/2907"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
A invatat cateva trucuri bune de la el.
De exemplu, vin ieri de la munca, intru in dormitor,
ea ma vede si striga ABRACADABRA. Deodata, ce sa vezi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am ras cu lacrimi, saracul Razvan, mi-era mila de el,
cred ca se intreba ce dracu\u2019 s-a intamplat de a ajuns gol la mine-n dulap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Are ochi albastri?
\u2013 Habar n-am.
\u2013 Dar picioarele sunt lungi?
\u2013 Nu stiu.
\u2013 Cum se imbraca?
\u2013 Repede, raspunse ,, nevinovat\u201d sotul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n