Dragul meu, cu ce o s\u0103 m\u0103 surprinzi la aniversarea a 20 de ani de c\u0103snicie? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Te duc \u00een Thailanda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Iooi, ce fain! Nici nu-mi vine s\u0103 cred! \u00centotdeauna mi-am dorit s\u0103 vizitez locuri exotice. Ce surpriz\u0103 minunat\u0103! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M\u0103 bucur c\u0103-\u021bi place ideea, drag\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i la aniversarea de 30 de ani? Ce planuri ai? Poate o croazier\u0103 \u00een jurul lumii sau ceva \u0219i mai spectaculos? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ei bine, la aniversarea de 30 de ani\u2026 o s\u0103 vin dup\u0103 tine \u00een Thailanda!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Unele fete chiar m\u0103 iau de prost, ziceam eu c\u0103tre prieteni la o bere. Eram la o petrecere, dansam cu o tip\u0103 cu care am stat la vrajeal\u0103 toat\u0103 noaptea. P\u0103rea c\u0103 totul merge perfect, \u0219i dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva pahare de b\u0103utur\u0103, am \u00eenceput s\u0103 cred c\u0103 lucrurile ar putea s\u0103 prind\u0103 un alt ritm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mi-am asortat chilo\u021bii cu sosetele, \u00eemi \u0219opte\u0219te ea la ureche, z\u00e2mbind \u00eentr-un mod foarte juc\u0103u\u0219.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Du-te tu de aici, i-am r\u0103spuns eu, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 fiu amuzant. Nici m\u0103car nu por\u021bi \u0219osete!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ea s-a uitat la mine, u\u0219or confuz\u0103, \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103, dar eu am sim\u021bit c\u0103 nu am prins deloc gluma. Totul a p\u0103rut at\u00e2t de absurd \u00eenc\u00e2t am decis s\u0103 m\u0103 retrag \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eemi continui noaptea cu b\u0103ie\u021bii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am petrecut restul serii b\u00e2nd \u0219i r\u00e2z\u00e2nd de toate \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rile bizare, dar nu am putut s\u0103 nu m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la c\u00e2t de ciudat pot fi uneori semnalele pe care le primim. A fost o noapte memorabil\u0103, chiar dac\u0103 nu a fost a\u0219a cum m-am a\u0219teptat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PS: Tot virgin sunt. Se pare c\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b lec\u021biile \u00eentr-un mod mai indirect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eu:
\u2013 Doctore, am o prietene imaginara.
Psihiatrul:
\u2013 Meriti ceva mai bun.
Eu:
\u2013 Stiu.
Psihiatrul:
\u2013 Nu cu tine, cu ea vorbeam<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Dragul meu, cu ce o s\u0103 m\u0103 surprinzi la aniversarea a 20 de ani de c\u0103snicie? \u2013 Te duc \u00een Thailanda. \u2013 Iooi, ce fain! Nici nu-mi vine s\u0103 cred! \u00centotdeauna mi-am dorit s\u0103 vizitez locuri exotice. Ce surpriz\u0103 minunat\u0103! \u2013 M\u0103 bucur c\u0103-\u021bi place ideea, drag\u0103. \u2013 \u0218i la aniversarea de 30 de ani? … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2903,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2902"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2904,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2902\/revisions\/2904"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}