Fosta so\u021bie c\u0103tre fostul so\u021b: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ai pl\u00e2ns m\u0103car o dat\u0103 de c\u00e2nd ne-am desp\u0103r\u021bit? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bine\u00een\u021beles. C\u00e2nd mi-a sc\u0103pat ciocanul peste deget!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mama c\u0103tre fiic\u0103: <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Draga mea, adu-mi 5 farfurii. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Pentru ce? <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Trebuie s\u0103 vorbesc cu taic\u0103-tu!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Mami, ce-i aia \u201eamant\u0103\u201d? <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Asta, mami\u2026 e o femeie rea, care ne fur\u0103 din bugetul familiei !!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dar \u201eamant\u201d?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 \u0102sta, drag\u0103, e un nene bun, care-l ajut\u0103 pe tac\u2018tu!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Copiii sunt intrebati la scoala ce meserie ar prefera. Bula: <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Fosta so\u021bie c\u0103tre fostul so\u021b: \u2013 Ai pl\u00e2ns m\u0103car o dat\u0103 de c\u00e2nd ne-am desp\u0103r\u021bit? \u2013 Bine\u00een\u021beles. C\u00e2nd mi-a sc\u0103pat ciocanul peste deget! \u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014 Mama c\u0103tre fiic\u0103: \u2013 Draga mea, adu-mi 5 farfurii. \u2013 Pentru ce? \u2013 Trebuie s\u0103 vorbesc cu taic\u0103-tu! \u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013 \u2013 Mami, ce-i aia \u201eamant\u0103\u201d? \u2013 Asta, mami\u2026 e o femeie rea, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2900,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2899"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2901,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2899\/revisions\/2901"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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Ionel:
\u2013 Eu ma fac doctor.
Gigel:
\u2013 Eu ma fac inginer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Eu ma fac hacker.
\u2013 Dar de ce mai Bula, intreaba invatatoarea.
\u2013 Am auzit ca de la anul catalogul va fi publicat online. Si daca eu n-am fost premiant, macar copiii mei vor fi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n