O pustoaica urma sa iasa seara in club.
Inainte sa iasa, o ia tasu\u2019 deoparte si-i zice:
\u2013 Fata tatii, vezi ca seara-i lunga, o sa vina un baiat la tine si-o sa te duca-n masina lui, dar el de fapt nu vrea sa te duca in masinal vrea sa te duca pe camp\u2026. dar el de fapt nu vrea sa te duca pe camp, vrea sa te duca sub un copac\u2026 si acolo sa se puna peste tine si sa o dezonoreze pe mama ta, pe tatal tau, pe fratii si surorile tale!
Fata intelese si pleca\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A doua zi, tatal o ia deoparte si o intreaba:
\u2013 Deci, cum a mers?
Fata:
\u2013 Pai a venit un baiat la mine, m-a urcat intr-o masina, m-a dus pe un anumit camp\u2026 sub un anumit copac\u2026
Tatal:
\u2013 Si????
Fata:
\u2013 Si atunci mi-am adus aminte de ce mi-ai zis tu si M-AM URCAT EU PE EL.Asa ca nu-ti face griji,i-am dezonorat eu toata familia\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Unde e ma\u0219ina care era \u00eenfipt\u0103 \u00een cheia asta\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se apropie un gardian, obosit de turele sale nocturne, \u0219i \u00eel observ\u0103 pe be\u021bivul g\u0103l\u0103gios. \u00ce\u0219i d\u0103 seama c\u0103 nu e prima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eel vede pe omul acesta \u00een asemenea stare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule, sunte\u021bi beat \u0219i deranja\u021bi lini\u0219tea public\u0103. Merge\u021bi acas\u0103 \u0219i l\u0103sa\u021bi nebuniile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be\u021bivul, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se lase convins, continu\u0103 s\u0103 strige:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gardianul, v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu are cu cine s\u0103 discute, \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-l trezeasc\u0103 la realitate:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule, uitati-v\u0103 la dumneavoastr\u0103, sunte\u021bi praf! Uita\u021bi-v\u0103 m\u0103car \u00een ce hal ar\u0103ta\u021bi, ave\u021bi \u0219i \u0219li\u021bul deschis\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be\u021bivul se opre\u0219te brusc, cu ochii larg deschi\u0219i, \u00ee\u0219i coboar\u0103 privirea spre \u0219li\u021bul descheiat \u0219i, dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva secunde de \u0219oc, exclam\u0103 cu o disperare nea\u0219teptat\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Unde e Maria\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O feti\u021b\u0103 de \u0219ase sau \u0219apte ani intr\u0103, plin\u0103 de curiozitate, \u00eentr-un magazin \u00eempreun\u0103 cu mama sa. Cu ochii mari \u0219i z\u00e2mbetul inocent pe fa\u021b\u0103, se uit\u0103 la rafturile pline de haine colorate \u0219i str\u0103lucitoare. \u00cen timp ce mama ei examineaz\u0103 atent c\u00e2teva rochii, feti\u021ba \u00ee\u0219i las\u0103 privirea s\u0103 r\u0103t\u0103ceasc\u0103 prin magazin, absorbind fiecare detaliu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La un moment dat, ochii ei cad pe una dintre angajate, care poart\u0103 o \u021binut\u0103 destul de sumar\u0103\u2014un top scurt \u0219i o fust\u0103 foarte scurt\u0103. Feti\u021ba o fixeaz\u0103 cu privirea, fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u00e2ndu-\u0219i m\u00e2inile micu\u021be, \u0219i, dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva secunde de ezitare, se apropie de ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Angajata, ocupat\u0103 cu aranjatul unor haine pe un raft, nu observ\u0103 imediat aten\u021bia pe care o atrage. Feti\u021ba, \u00een continuare fascinat\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i adun\u0103 curajul \u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103 cu toat\u0103 sinceritatea pe care numai un copil o poate avea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tu mai ai \u0219i acum haine de c\u00e2nd erai mic\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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O pustoaica urma sa iasa seara in club.Inainte sa iasa, o ia tasu\u2019 deoparte si-i zice:\u2013 Fata tatii, vezi ca seara-i lunga, o sa vina un baiat la tine si-o sa te duca-n masina lui, dar el de fapt nu vrea sa te duca in masinal vrea sa te duca pe camp\u2026. dar el de … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2897,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2896"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5176,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2896\/revisions\/5176"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}