{"id":2892,"date":"2024-08-21T14:34:15","date_gmt":"2024-08-21T14:34:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2892"},"modified":"2024-08-21T14:34:18","modified_gmt":"2024-08-21T14:34:18","slug":"o-femeie-merge-la-un-chirurg-plastician-si-i-spune-doctore-imi-puteti-face-un-nas-mai-mic-si-mai-dragutdoamna-din-ce-aveti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2892","title":{"rendered":"O femeie merge la un chirurg plastician si-i spune: Doctore imi puteti face un nas mai mic si mai dragut??Doamna din ce aveti\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"744\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_6037-1024x744.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2893\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_6037-1024x744.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_6037-300x218.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_6037-768x558.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_6037.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula la scoala\u2026 Se scarpina in cap\u2026 Invatatoarea il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Bula, ai paduchi? De te scarpini in cap!?<br>\u2013 Da, doamna invatatoare, am avut unul, dar a murit!<br>\u2013 Si atunci de ce te scarpini in cap?!<br>\u2013 Pai au venit neamurile la inmormantare\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Care este motivul divortului?<br>\u2013 Din cauza divergentelor in privinta religiei!<br>\u2013 Cum adica?<br>\u2013 Fostul meu sot nu voia sa recunoasca nici in ruptul capului faptul ca sunt o Zeita!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un rege vroia s\u0103-\u015fi angajeze bodyguard. La prob\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n doar trei participan\u0163i, un japonez, un chinez \u015fi un evreu. Proba consta \u00een omor\u00e2rea unei albine cu sabia.<br>Japonezul scoate sabia, deschide cutiu\u0163a \u015fi d\u0103 drumul la albin\u0103, d\u0103 o dat\u0103 cu sabia \u015fi albina cade \u00een dou\u0103 buc\u0103\u0163i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chinezul scoate sabia, deschide cutiu\u0163a \u015fi d\u0103 drumul la albin\u0103, d\u0103 de dou\u0103 ori cu sabia \u015fi albina cade \u00een trei buc\u0103\u0163i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bula la scoala\u2026 Se scarpina in cap\u2026 Invatatoarea il intreaba:\u2013 Bula, ai paduchi? De te scarpini in cap!?\u2013 Da, doamna invatatoare, am avut unul, dar a murit!\u2013 Si atunci de ce te scarpini in cap?!\u2013 Pai au venit neamurile la inmormantare\u2026 Care este motivul divortului?\u2013 Din cauza divergentelor in privinta religiei!\u2013 Cum adica?\u2013 Fostul meu &#8230; <a title=\"O femeie merge la un chirurg plastician si-i spune: Doctore imi puteti face un nas mai mic si mai dragut??Doamna din ce aveti\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2892\" aria-label=\"Read more about O femeie merge la un chirurg plastician si-i spune: Doctore imi puteti face un nas mai mic si mai dragut??Doamna din ce aveti\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2894,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2892"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2892\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2895,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2892\/revisions\/2895"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}