Proaspat casatorita, sotia se plange sotului:
\u2013 M-am saturat. Eu fac mancare, eu spal, eu calc, eu fac curat in casa. De parca as fi o Cenusareasa.
\u2013 Ei, vezi draga mea, nu ti-am zis eu ca o sa iti ofer o viata ca in povesti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevasta \u0219i-a ascuns amantul \u00een dulap.
Noaptea, amor\u021bit, \u0103sta \u00eembrac\u0103 o blan\u0103 din dulap \u0219i d\u0103 s\u0103 ias\u0103 tip-til.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sotul aude, se trezeste si-l vede :
\u2013 Tu cine mai e\u0219ti b\u0103 ?
\u2013 O molie!
\u2013 \u0218i cu blana ce-i, unde-o duci?
\u2013 O m\u0103n\u00e2nc acas\u0103 !<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maria, plangand langa\u00a0sicriul lui Ion\u2026
\u2013 Ma` Ioane maaaa, de ce ai murit maaaa\u2026 Hai ia-ma si pe mine Ioane..
Apropiindu-se tot mai taredse prinde fusta de un cui\u2026 La care, Maria:
\u2013 Stai ma` Ioane usor ca eu numa` am glumit\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Proaspat casatorita, sotia se plange sotului:\u2013 M-am saturat. Eu fac mancare, eu spal, eu calc, eu fac curat in casa. De parca as fi o Cenusareasa.\u2013 Ei, vezi draga mea, nu ti-am zis eu ca o sa iti ofer o viata ca in povesti? Nevasta \u0219i-a ascuns amantul \u00een dulap.Noaptea, amor\u021bit, \u0103sta \u00eembrac\u0103 o blan\u0103 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4412,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2884"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2889,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2884\/revisions\/2889"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}