B\u0103rbatul meu s-a \u00eemb\u0103tat asear\u0103 ca un porc \u0219i nu a ajuns acas\u0103 nici p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Vai de mine! Poate i s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ceva r\u0103u!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu i s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat nimic, sigur s-a \u00eemb\u0103tat ca porcul \u0219i nu mai \u0219tie s\u0103 ajung\u0103 acas\u0103!
\u2043 De ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a sigur\u0103 c\u0103 s-a \u00eemb\u0103tat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mi-a dat sms la 4 diminea\u021ba s\u0103 \u00eel sun c\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0219i g\u0103se\u0219te telefonul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De ce ai lipsit ieri de la \u0219coal\u0103, Bul\u0103?
\u2013 A murit bunicul.
\u2013 De ce min\u021bi? Eu l-am v\u0103zut azi, \u00een drum spre \u0219coal\u0103, st\u0103tea pe balcon.
\u2013 Nu mint, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, l-a sprijinit tata acolo pentru c\u0103 azi vine pensia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BONUS
Feti\u0163a merge la un bazin de nudi\u015fti cu p\u0103rin\u0163ii ei. Tot plimb\u00e2ndu-se ea, observ\u0103 c\u0103 to\u0163i domnii au chestia mai mare dec\u00e2t tat\u0103l ei. Merge la mama \u015fi o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mam\u0103, de ce to\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii au chestia aia mai mare dec\u00e2t tati?
Mama, ne\u015ftiind ce s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103:
Draga mea, cu c\u00e2t e mai mare, cu at\u00e2t e mai prost b\u0103rbatul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai merge feti\u0163a s\u0103 se joace \u015fi observ\u0103 c\u0103 toate doamnele au s\u00e2ni mai mari dec\u00e2t mama ei. Merge la mama \u015fi o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mam\u0103, de ce toate doamnele au s\u00e2nii mai mari ca tine?
Draga mea, cu c\u00e2t sunt mai mari s\u00e2nii, cu at\u00e2t e mai proast\u0103 doamna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai merge feti\u0163a la plimbare, \u00eel vede pe tat\u0103l ei vorbind cu o doamn\u0103, se \u00eentoarce la mama ei \u015fi \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mami, mami, tati vorbe\u015fte cu cea mai proast\u0103 doamn\u0103 din bazin! \u015ei cu c\u00e2t vorbe\u015fte mai mult cu ea, cu at\u00e2t devine \u015fi el mai prost!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mirata, dna Popescu vede c\u0103 domnul Popescu, dup\u0103 ce face pipi, \u00ee\u015fi scutur\u0103 obiectul. Curioas\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103 so\u0163ul de ce face asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O scutur ca s\u0103 mai creasc\u0103, zice domnul Popescu. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva zile, \u00eentr-o sear\u0103, cei doi se cert\u0103. Diminea\u0163a, intr\u0103 am\u00e2andoi \u00een baie, ea la oglind\u0103, el la WC. El termin\u0103 de f\u0103cut pipi, trage repede pantalonii \u015fi d\u0103 s\u0103 ias\u0103. Ea se \u00eentoarce scandalizat\u0103 \u015fi-i zice:
Scutur-o, du\u015fmanule! f\u0103-o sa coac\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula urmarit de nemti, neavand unde sa se ascunda, s-a bagat intr-o fantana:
Neamtul:
\u2013 E cineva acolo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula face pe ecoul:
\u2013 E cineva acolo?
Neamtul:
\u2013 Mai bine ma duc in padurice!
Bula:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mai bine ma duc in padurice!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neamtul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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