O dentist\u0103 caut\u0103 un ac pentru anestezia unui pacient. \u2013 Nu vreau injec\u021bii. Ur\u0103sc injec\u021biile! Strig\u0103 b\u0103rbatul.Dentista agit\u0103 atunci o butelie cu protoxid de azot, la care pacientul incepe s\u0103 \u021bipe:- <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu pot s\u0103 suport gazele, masca m\u0103 sufoc\u0103! Dentista il intreab\u0103 atunci pe pacient dac\u0103 n-are nimic impotriva s\u0103 ia o pilul\u0103.- Nici o problem\u0103, zice pacientul. M\u0103 impac bine cu pilulele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O femeie <\/strong>merge la doctor <\/strong>pentru un control <\/strong>de rutin\u0103. Asistenta <\/strong>\u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 C\u00e2te kilograme ave\u0163i? \u2013 65! O urc\u0103 pe c\u00e2ntar \u015fi c\u00e2ntarul indica 80 de kilograme<\/strong>. \u2013 Ce \u00een\u0103l\u0163ime <\/strong>ave\u0163i? \u2013 170 de centimetri! O m\u0103soar\u0103 \u015fi de fapt are un metru <\/strong>\u015fi 60 de centimetri. Apoi \u00eei verific\u0103 tensiunea \u015fi-i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n S\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 tensiunea <\/strong>e cam ridicat\u0103! \u2013 Normal c\u0103 e ridicat\u0103! Se r\u0103ste\u015fte doamna<\/strong>. C\u00e2nd am venit aici eram \u00eenalt\u0103 <\/strong>\u015fi slab\u0103<\/strong>, acum sunt scund\u0103 \u015fi gras\u0103<\/strong>!\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude07\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n O blond\u0103 la IKEA:<\/strong>\u2013 Intr\u0103 acest dulap in ma\u0219ina mea?V\u00e2nz\u0103torul:- Ce ma\u0219in\u0103 ave\u021bi?- Ro\u0219ie.- Atunci, nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00a0Domnul doctor urs \u00eei zice iepura\u015fului:<\/strong>\u00a0M\u0103i, vezi c\u0103 nu mai ai mult de tr\u0103it!- Aoleu, da\u2019 nu e niciun leac?- Da, du-te la salonul de \u00eempachet\u0103ri cu n\u0103mol.- Ce bine! Da\u2019 de ce?- P\u0103i ca s\u0103 te \u00eenve\u0163i cu p\u0103m\u00e2ntul.\ud83d\ude07Sunt bancuri si trebuie tratate ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" O dentist\u0103 caut\u0103 un ac pentru anestezia unui pacient. \u2013 Nu vreau injec\u021bii. Ur\u0103sc injec\u021biile! Strig\u0103 b\u0103rbatul.Dentista agit\u0103 atunci o butelie cu protoxid de azot, la care pacientul incepe s\u0103 \u021bipe:- Nu pot s\u0103 suport gazele, masca m\u0103 sufoc\u0103! Dentista il intreab\u0103 atunci pe pacient dac\u0103 n-are nimic impotriva s\u0103 ia o pilul\u0103.- Nici o … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2879,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2878"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2878\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2880,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2878\/revisions\/2880"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2879"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}