{"id":2875,"date":"2024-08-20T15:44:35","date_gmt":"2024-08-20T15:44:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2875"},"modified":"2024-08-20T15:44:37","modified_gmt":"2024-08-20T15:44:37","slug":"iata-discutia-dintre-cei-doi-in-dulapbaiatul-este-intuneric-aici-amantul-da-este","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2875","title":{"rendered":"Iat\u0103 discu\u021bia dintre cei doi, \u00een dulap:B\u0103iatul: ,,Este \u00eentuneric aici.\u201dAmantul: ,,Da, este!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Iat\u0103 discu\u021bia dintre cei doi, \u00een dulap:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103iatul: ,,Este \u00eentuneric aici.\u201d<br>Amantul: ,,Da, este!\u201d<br>B\u0103iatul: ,,Am o b\u00e2t\u0103 de baseball.\u201d<br>Amantul: ,,Bravo. M\u0103 bucur pentru tine.\u201d<br>B\u0103iatul: ,,Vrei s\u0103 o cumperi?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Amantul: ,,Nu, mul\u021bumesc.\u201d<br>B\u0103iatul: ,,Tati e afar\u0103!\u201d<br>Amantul: ,,Bine, o cump\u0103r. Cu c\u00e2t o vinzi?\u201d<br>B\u0103iatul: ,,Cu 250 de euro.\u201d<br>Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103mani a avut loc aceea\u0219i \u00eent\u00e2mplare\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103iatul \u0219i amantul mamei ajung din nou \u00eempreun\u0103 \u00een dulap.<br>B\u0103iatul: ,,Este \u00eentuneric aici.\u201d<br>Amantul: ,,Da, este.\u201d<br>B\u0103iatul: ,,Am o m\u0103nu\u0219\u0103 de baseball.\u201d<br>Amantul, amintindu-\u0219i de ultima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd l-a \u00eent\u00e2lnit pe b\u0103ie\u021bel: ,,C\u00e2t cost\u0103?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103iatul: ,,750 de euro.\u201d<br>Amantul: ,,Bine, o cump\u0103r.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2teva zile mai t\u00e2rziu, tat\u0103l spune b\u0103ie\u021belului: ,,Ia-\u021bi b\u00e2ta \u0219i m\u0103nu\u0219a de baseball\u2026 Ce zici dac\u0103 mergem afar\u0103 \u0219i ne juc\u0103m pu\u021bin?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103iatul spune: ,,Tati, nu pot. Le-am v\u00e2ndut!\u201d<br>Tat\u0103l \u00eei r\u0103spunde uimit: ,,Nu pot s\u0103 cred. Cine \u021bi-ar da bani pentru acele vechituri? C\u00e2t ai luat pe ele?\u201d<br>Fiul spune: ,,1.000 de euro\u201d.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Tat\u0103l r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 cuvinte: ,,Nu trebuia s\u0103 ceri at\u00e2t de mul\u021bi bani prietenilor t\u0103i. Pre\u021bul pe care l-ai cerut este mult mai mare dec\u00e2t valoarea lor. O s\u0103 te duc la biseric\u0103 pentru a te spovedi. Nu este frumos ce ai f\u0103cut.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cei doi merg la biseric\u0103\u2026 Iar tat\u0103l \u00eel convinge pe micu\u021b s\u0103 intre \u00een c\u0103m\u0103ru\u021ba de spovedanie.<br>Copilul \u00eenchide u\u0219a dup\u0103 el.<br>B\u0103iatul spune: ,,P\u0103rinte, este \u00eentuneric aici.\u201d<br>Preotul: ,,Nu \u00eencepe iar cu acelea\u0219i prostii!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iat\u0103 discu\u021bia dintre cei doi, \u00een dulap: B\u0103iatul: ,,Este \u00eentuneric aici.\u201dAmantul: ,,Da, este!\u201dB\u0103iatul: ,,Am o b\u00e2t\u0103 de baseball.\u201dAmantul: ,,Bravo. M\u0103 bucur pentru tine.\u201dB\u0103iatul: ,,Vrei s\u0103 o cumperi?\u201d Amantul: ,,Nu, mul\u021bumesc.\u201dB\u0103iatul: ,,Tati e afar\u0103!\u201dAmantul: ,,Bine, o cump\u0103r. Cu c\u00e2t o vinzi?\u201dB\u0103iatul: ,,Cu 250 de euro.\u201dDup\u0103 c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103mani a avut loc aceea\u0219i \u00eent\u00e2mplare\u2026 B\u0103iatul \u0219i amantul mamei &#8230; <a title=\"Iat\u0103 discu\u021bia dintre cei doi, \u00een dulap:B\u0103iatul: ,,Este \u00eentuneric aici.\u201dAmantul: ,,Da, este!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2875\" aria-label=\"Read more about Iat\u0103 discu\u021bia dintre cei doi, \u00een dulap:B\u0103iatul: ,,Este \u00eentuneric aici.\u201dAmantul: ,,Da, este!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2876,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2875"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2875\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2877,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2875\/revisions\/2877"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}