O b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103 reclam\u0103 la poli\u0163ie un viol.
\u2013 \u015ei cum zici c-a fost, maic\u0103?
\u2013 Apoi, era noapte, \u00eentuneric, opre\u015fte o ma\u015fin\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine, coboar\u0103 unul, m\u0103 izbe\u015fte pe capot\u0103 \u015fi pe la spate.
\u2013 \u015ei, m\u0103tu\u015fic\u0103, nu i-ai v\u0103zut fa\u0163a?
\u2013 D-ap\u0103i n-am apucat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dar vreun semn particular, la vreo m\u00e2n\u0103, ceva, un tatuaj?
\u2013 N-am v\u0103zut, maic\u0103, pe bezna aia.
\u2013 Ma\u015fina ce culoare avea?
\u2013 P\u0103i, ce s\u0103 zic, era \u00eenchis\u0103, dar pe-ntuneric \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 ochelari\u2026
\u2013 Dar num\u0103rul?
\u2013 Aaaa, num\u0103rul a fost bun, ce s\u0103 zic\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tata, ia-mi si mie o felie de pepene! Mi-e pofta mare.
\u2013 Lasa fiule, ca-ti trece.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hai tata, te rog!
Cu greu tatal ii cumpara o feliuta de pepene subtire de vedeai prin ea.
Dupa 10 ani, din nou tatal iese cu fiul in oras:
\u2013 Tata, ia-mi si mie o bere, te rog!
\u2013 Dar fiule, esti prost! DUPA PEPENE VREI BERE!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Opreste in fata magazinului din padure si incepe sa strige:
\u2013 Ba! care se atinge de masina mea, e MORT!
Dupa ce pleaca leul, apare si iepurasul, vede masina si o ia, face o tura, si se intoarce cu ea prafuita, busita etc.
Iese leul, vede masina si mort de suparare o ia pe vulpe si o descoase.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Afla de la ea doar ca o luase cineva cu urechile lungi.
Dispare lupul, vine iepurasul la vulpe:
\u2013 Ce i-ai spus? Ce i-ai spus?
\u2013 Numic, nimic-doar ca era cineva cu urechile lungi\u2026
Iepurasul, smecher, scuipa in maini, isi da urechile pe spate si spune:
\u2013 A belit-o magarul !\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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O b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103 reclam\u0103 la poli\u0163ie un viol.\u2013 \u015ei cum zici c-a fost, maic\u0103?\u2013 Apoi, era noapte, \u00eentuneric, opre\u015fte o ma\u015fin\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine, coboar\u0103 unul, m\u0103 izbe\u015fte pe capot\u0103 \u015fi pe la spate.\u2013 \u015ei, m\u0103tu\u015fic\u0103, nu i-ai v\u0103zut fa\u0163a?\u2013 D-ap\u0103i n-am apucat. \u2013 Dar vreun semn particular, la vreo m\u00e2n\u0103, ceva, un tatuaj?\u2013 N-am v\u0103zut, maic\u0103, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2873,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2872"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2874,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2872\/revisions\/2874"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}