{"id":287,"date":"2024-04-26T05:09:07","date_gmt":"2024-04-26T05:09:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=287"},"modified":"2025-11-28T09:02:17","modified_gmt":"2025-11-28T09:02:17","slug":"in-cimitir-groparul-sapa-linistit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=287","title":{"rendered":"In cimitir, groparul sapa linistit.La un moment dat vede cum dintr-un mormant iese o mana."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"840\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_0092.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6553\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_0092.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_0092-218x300.jpeg 218w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>    CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In cimitir, groparul sapa linistit si din cand in cand mai tragea si din \u021bigar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La un moment dat vede cum dintr-un mormant iese o mana.<br>Sapa si fumeaza in continuare linistit. Nu dupa mult timp, din pamant iese mortul cu totul.<br>Groparul sapa si fumeaza in continuare linistit. Mortul incearca sa il sperie. Groparul sapa si fumeaza in continuare linistit.<br>Vede mortul ca nu are ce sa-i faca, se indreapta spre gardul cimitirului si vrea sa sara.<br>Dintr-o data se trezeste cu ditamai lopata dupa ceafa. Groparul:<br>\u2013 Mai radem, mai glumim, da\u2019 nu parasim incinta\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>**<br>Muma Padurii iese la plimbare prin tinutul proaspat inverzit, cu un corb asezat pe umar. Pe drum, vrajitoarea intalneste un tanar ratacit si, patrunsa de valul primavaratic, ii spune acestuia:<br>\u2013 Daca recunosti faptura care sade la mine pe umar, iti voi darui o noapte de dragoste.<br>Tanarul vede cat de urata este, se \u201econcentreaza\u201d si zice:<br>\u2013 Un bou?\u2026<br>La care vrajitoarea:<br>\u2013 Bou esti tu, dar treaca de la mine\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITE\u0218TE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1714031135404.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-289\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1714031135404.jpg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1714031135404-273x300.jpg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f In cimitir, groparul sapa linistit si din cand in cand mai tragea si din \u021bigar\u0103. La un moment dat vede cum dintr-un mormant iese o mana.Sapa si fumeaza in continuare linistit. Nu dupa mult timp, din pamant iese mortul cu totul.Groparul sapa si fumeaza in continuare linistit. 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