{"id":2860,"date":"2024-08-20T08:25:44","date_gmt":"2024-08-20T08:25:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2860"},"modified":"2024-08-20T08:25:47","modified_gmt":"2024-08-20T08:25:47","slug":"leului-i-s-a-facut-lene-sa-tot-vaneze-si-porunceste-tuturor-animalelor-sa-ii-aduca-de-mancare-zilnic-cine-nu-se-supunea-sau-nu-aducea-ceva-pe-placul-leului-urma-sa-fie-batut-de-leu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2860","title":{"rendered":"Leului i s-a facut lene s\u0103 tot v\u00e2neze \u0219i porunceste tuturor animalelor s\u0103 \u00eei aduc\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare zilnic. Cine nu se supunea sau nu aducea ceva pe placul leului urma s\u0103 fie batut de leu."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Leului <\/strong>i s-a facut lene s\u0103 tot v\u00e2neze <\/strong>\u0219i porunceste tuturor animalelor <\/strong>s\u0103 \u00eei aduc\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare <\/strong>zilnic. Cine nu se supunea sau nu aducea ceva pe placul leului urma s\u0103 fie batut de leu. 
A doua zi vine ursul <\/strong>cu un porc. 
Leul satisfacut \u00eel lauda<\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vine \u0219i vulpea <\/strong>cu o g\u0103in\u0103<\/strong>, leul fiind satisfacut \u0219i de data asta. Iepura\u0219ul <\/strong>neav\u00e2nd cum s\u0103 v\u00e2neze, \u00eei aduce un morcov<\/strong>. Leul, sup\u0103rat, \u00eel bate. 
\u2013 Tu nu \u0219tii c\u0103 man\u00e2nc doar carne<\/strong>? Pleac\u0103 suparat iepurasul, dar dup\u0103 c\u00e2tiva pa\u0219i se opreste \u0219i \u00eencepe sa r\u00e2d\u0103<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n



\u2013 Bine ba iepura\u0219ule, eu te bat \u0219i tu r\u00e2zi? Iepura\u0219ul r\u00e2dea \u00een continuare de se \u021binea cu m\u00e2inile de burt\u0103 <\/strong>\u0219i printre hohote <\/strong>\u00eei zice leului: 
\u2013 Vezi c\u0103 vine ariciul <\/strong>cu dou\u0103 mere<\/strong>! \ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude01
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Leul <\/strong>\u015ftia din surse sigure c\u0103 leoaica <\/strong>\u00eel \u00een\u015feal\u0103<\/strong>. Se duce la veveri\u0163\u0103 <\/strong>\u015fi \u00eei zice: 
\u2013 Stai \u00een pom <\/strong>l\u00e2ng\u0103 casa <\/strong>mea vreo trei zile \u015fi vezi care se distreaz\u0103 <\/strong>cu leoaica mea. Te-oi r\u0103spl\u0103ti <\/strong>eu pe tine. St\u0103 veveri\u0163a vreo trei seri s\u0103 p\u0103zeasc\u0103<\/strong>, \u00eel vede pe iepura\u015f <\/strong>pe la leoaic\u0103 \u015fi se duce la leu: <\/p>\n\n\n\n


\u2013 Leule, am aflat cine se distreaz\u0103 cu nevasta <\/strong>ta. 
\u2013 Bine, dar nu-mi spune acum. Face leul \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 <\/strong>cu toate animalele <\/strong>\u015fi spune: 
\u2013 Peste doar c\u00e2teva secunde voi afla cine se distreaz\u0103 cu nevasta mea \u015fi \u00eel voi sp\u00e2nzura. Pofti\u0163i doamna <\/strong>veveri\u0163\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a0Leule, e \u0103la cu\u00a0urechile\u00a0<\/strong>lungi. Iepurele \u00ee\u015fi suflec\u0103 urechile \u015fi \u00eei zice prietenului s\u0103u:\u00a0
\u2013 Ptiu, ptiu, ai \u00eencurcat-o\u00a0m\u0103gare<\/strong>! \ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude01
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Leului i s-a facut lene s\u0103 tot v\u00e2neze \u0219i porunceste tuturor animalelor s\u0103 \u00eei aduc\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare zilnic. Cine nu se supunea sau nu aducea ceva pe placul leului urma s\u0103 fie batut de leu. A doua zi vine ursul cu un porc. Leul satisfacut \u00eel lauda.  Vine \u0219i vulpea cu o g\u0103in\u0103, leul fiind satisfacut \u0219i de data asta. Iepura\u0219ul neav\u00e2nd cum s\u0103 v\u00e2neze, \u00eei aduce un morcov. Leul, sup\u0103rat, \u00eel bate. \u2013 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2861,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2860"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2862,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2860\/revisions\/2862"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}