Intr\u0103 nevasta-mea asear\u0103 val-v\u00e2rtej \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 zbiere:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nesim\u021bitule, cine dracu\u2019 e panarama aia cu care flirtai pe Facebook mai adineaori?\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am uitat s\u0103-\u021bi spun, \u021bi-ai uitat computerul deschis!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Care pitipoanc\u0103, iubito? \u00eei r\u0103spund. \u021ai s-a p\u0103rut \u021bie\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum mi s-a p\u0103rut, m\u0103 crezi idioat\u0103? Ia vino repede \u00eencoace, s\u0103-\u021bi demonstrez! continu\u0103 ea clocotind, tr\u0103g\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 de guler \u0219i t\u00e2r\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 \u00een camera mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ia uite ultimele mesaje: \u201cIubi\u021bel, abia a\u0219tept s\u0103 ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim din nou \u0219i s\u0103 ne ardem ca doi nebuni!\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i eu, dragostea mea, te sun m\u00e2ine, dup\u0103 ce pleac\u0103 scorpia de-acas\u0103. Te s\u0103rut dulce, al t\u0103u Costel.\u201d Ia s\u0103 vad, ce mai ai de zis acum!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Draga mea, calmeaz\u0103-te, e o fars\u0103, oricum \u0103la nu e scrisul meu\u2026 \u00eei r\u0103spund.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cum nu e scrisul t\u0103u, nenorocitule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i ce, unde m-ai v\u0103zut tu pe mine c\u0103 scriu cu litere de tipar?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion \u015fi Maria la maternitate, un moment plin de emo\u021bie \u0219i mister. Ion, cu inima b\u0103t\u00e2ndu-i nebune\u0219te, a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 noul n\u0103scut. \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, Maria iese radiind de fericire \u0219i oboseal\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu Marie, ce avem?
\u2013 B\u0103iat.
\u2013 Nu, \u0219i cu cine seam\u0103n\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maria \u00eel prive\u0219te pe Ion cu un z\u00e2mbet enigmatic. Ion \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 ghiceasc\u0103: poate cu el, poate cu bunicul, sau poate\u2026 cu vecinul de la trei? Suspansul cre\u0219te, iar Ion \u00ee\u0219i imagineaz\u0103 toate posibilit\u0103\u021bile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Degeaba-\u021bi spun, c\u0103 nu-l cuno\u0219ti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Intr\u0103 nevasta-mea asear\u0103 val-v\u00e2rtej \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 zbiere: \u2013 Nesim\u021bitule, cine dracu\u2019 e panarama aia cu care flirtai pe Facebook mai adineaori?\u2026 Am uitat s\u0103-\u021bi spun, \u021bi-ai uitat computerul deschis! \u2013 Care pitipoanc\u0103, iubito? \u00eei r\u0103spund. \u021ai s-a p\u0103rut \u021bie\u2026 \u2013 Cum mi s-a p\u0103rut, m\u0103 crezi idioat\u0103? Ia vino repede \u00eencoace, s\u0103-\u021bi … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2858,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2857"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2859,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857\/revisions\/2859"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}