Iese Leul nervos din vizuin\u0103 \u0219i se repezi la vulpe:
\u2026Ia spune drag\u0103, cine e regele animalelor?
\u2013 Tu, tu, tu e\u0219ti, maria ta, se lingu\u0219i vulpea. ..
Mai merge \u0219i d\u0103 peste lup:
\u2013 Ia zi gustere, cine e regele animalelor, ca-\u021bi mananc fica\u021bii acu\u2019!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Doar tu, Maria ta, zice lupul, galben de frica.
Mai merge el\u2026 Intr-o poian\u0103 elefantul m\u00e2nc\u0103 lini\u0219tit ni\u0219te iarb\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ia zi m\u0103, umflatule, cine e regele animalelor, ca-\u021bi scot inima \u0219i ti-o ar\u0103t.
Elefantul \u00eel prinde cu trompa de cap, \u00eel izbe\u0219te de vreo 3 copaci \u0219i-l las\u0103 lat \u00een mijlocul drumului, pascand \u00een continuare netulburat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dupa jumatate de ora de le\u0219in, Regele se trezi morm\u0103ind:
\u2013 Frate\u2026 dac\u0103 nu \u0219tii, nu \u0219tii \u0219i gata, nu trebuie s\u0103 devii violent acu<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 femeie n\u0103scu \u00een liftul unui spital \u015fi se sim\u0163ea foarte jenat\u0103 din cauza asta. Ca s-o consoleze, una dintre surori \u00eei spuse:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N-ai de ce s\u0103 te jenezi. Cu doi ani \u00een urm\u0103, o femeie a n\u0103scut chiar \u00een curtea maternit\u0103\u0163ii.
Auzind asta, t\u00e2n\u0103ra mam\u0103 izbucni \u00een lacrimi:
\u2013 \u015etiu, tot eu eram\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Iese Leul nervos din vizuin\u0103 \u0219i se repezi la vulpe:\u2026Ia spune drag\u0103, cine e regele animalelor?\u2013 Tu, tu, tu e\u0219ti, maria ta, se lingu\u0219i vulpea. ..Mai merge \u0219i d\u0103 peste lup:\u2013 Ia zi gustere, cine e regele animalelor, ca-\u021bi mananc fica\u021bii acu\u2019! \u2013 Doar tu, Maria ta, zice lupul, galben de frica.Mai merge el\u2026 Intr-o … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2851,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2850"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2852,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850\/revisions\/2852"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}