Un b\u0103rbat \u00eensurat tr\u0103ia o aventur\u0103 secret\u0103 cu secretara sa. \u00centr-o zi, dup\u0103 o \u00eent\u00e2lnire pasional\u0103 acas\u0103 la ea, au adormit \u0219i s-au trezit t\u00e2rziu, aproape de ora 8 seara. Speriat c\u0103 so\u021bia \u00eel va suspecta, b\u0103rbatul s-a \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00een grab\u0103 \u0219i a rugat-o pe amant\u0103 s\u0103-i duc\u0103 pantofii afar\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eei murd\u0103reasc\u0103 cu iarb\u0103 \u0219i noroi, sper\u00e2nd s\u0103 inventeze o scuz\u0103. C\u00e2nd a ajuns acas\u0103, so\u021bia l-a \u00eent\u00e2mpinat \u0219i l-a \u00eentrebat pe unde a umblat. Cu o sinceritate nea\u0219teptat\u0103, el a m\u0103rturisit:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu te pot min\u021bi, drag\u0103\u2026 am o aventur\u0103 cu secretara. Am f\u0103cut dragoste cu ea toat\u0103 dup\u0103-amiaza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bia, privindu-l intens \u0219i observ\u00e2ndu-i pantofii murdari, a \u021bipat cu furie:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Min\u021bi, nenorocitule! Ai fost s\u0103 joci golf!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion \u015fi Vasile, la un pahar.
La un moment dat, zice Ion:
\u2013 M\u0103 Vasile, \u015ftii ce-mi place mie cel mai mult la nevast\u0103-ta?
\u2013 Nu m\u0103, ce? \u00eentreab\u0103 Vasile, holb\u00e2ndu-se.
\u2013 C\u0103 e frumoas\u0103 \u015fi supus\u0103, m\u0103.
\u2013 Bine m\u0103, frumoas\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 e, mersi, dar cum adic\u0103 \u201csupus\u0103\u201d?
\u2013 Adic\u0103 supus\u0103 gre\u015felii am vrut s\u0103 zic, m\u0103 Vasile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O tip si o tipa fac dragoste.
El ii spune:
\u2013 Iubito fiindca esti prima mea femeie o sa-ti spun Eva.
Ea ii raspunde:
\u2013 Iubitule, fiindca esti al 307-lea barbat o sa-ti spun Peugeot!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centr-o zi obi\u0219nuit\u0103 de lucru, \u00eentr-o firm\u0103 lini\u0219tit\u0103, u\u0219a se deschide brusc \u0219i o band\u0103 de ho\u021bi masca\u021bi intr\u0103 \u00een birou. Panica se r\u0103sp\u00e2nde\u0219te rapid printre angaja\u021bi, iar unul dintre ho\u021bi strig\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Acesta este un jaf!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O lini\u0219te ap\u0103s\u0103toare se a\u0219terne pentru o secund\u0103, dup\u0103 care contabila, vizibil u\u0219urat\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i adun\u0103 curajul \u0219i r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Vai, ce m-am speriat! Am crezut c\u0103 e ANAF-UL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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