Felicit\u0103ri, drag\u0103, am auzit c\u0103 te-ai m\u0103ritat. Cum e ?
\u2013 Foarte frumos! \u00een fiecare sear\u0103 ne plimb\u0103m prin parc, lu\u0103m o barc\u0103 \u015fi mergem p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een mijlocul lacului\u2026
\u2013 Vai, ce romantic! \u015ei ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Din mijlocul lacului el se \u00eentoarce cu barca, iar eu \u00eenot.
\u2013 At\u00e2ta distan\u0163\u0103! Dar nu \u0163i-e greu?
\u2013 M-am obi\u015fnuit! E mai greu p\u00e2n\u0103 ies din sac\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iepurasul fugea mancand pamantul se intalneste cu vulpea
\u2013 Iepurasule unde fugi asa speriat?
\u2013 Pai a dat leul porunca: aia care avem 3 oua,ni le taie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pai si ce mai, tu ai 3?
\u2013 Ei, am 3 pe dracu! Da\u2019 intai le taie si dup-aia le numara!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un mare industria\u015f are o secretar\u0103 nou\u0103, blond\u0103. <\/strong>Auzind din biroul s\u0103u c\u0103 telefonul sun\u0103 de mult timp \u015fi nimeni nu ridic\u0103 receptorul, el d\u0103 buzna furios \u00een biroul secretarei:\u2013 <\/p>\n\n\n\n De ce nu r\u0103spunzi, domni\u015foar\u0103!?\u2013 Oh, l\u0103sa\u0163i-m\u0103, domnule, eu nu mai r\u0103spund. Din zece telefoane, nou\u0103 sunt pentru dumneavoastr\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Felicit\u0103ri, drag\u0103, am auzit c\u0103 te-ai m\u0103ritat. Cum e ?\u2013 Foarte frumos! \u00een fiecare sear\u0103 ne plimb\u0103m prin parc, lu\u0103m o barc\u0103 \u015fi mergem p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een mijlocul lacului\u2026\u2013 Vai, ce romantic! \u015ei ? \u2013 Din mijlocul lacului el se \u00eentoarce cu barca, iar eu \u00eenot.\u2013 At\u00e2ta distan\u0163\u0103! Dar nu \u0163i-e greu?\u2013 M-am obi\u015fnuit! E mai … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2842,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2841"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2843,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2841\/revisions\/2843"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}