O femeie merge la Doctor:
\u2013 Domnule Doctor, \u015fti\u0163i am o problem\u0103, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd ies \u00een ora\u015f cu vreun b\u0103rbat, nu pot sa \u00eel refuz, a doua zi m\u0103 simt prost de parca a\u015f fi o femeie usoara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ok, nicio problem\u0103, o s\u0103 facem o terapie de hipnoz\u0103, o s\u0103 v\u0103 aduc \u00een stare de trans \u015fi dup\u0103 ce v\u0103 ve\u0163i trezi o s\u0103 pute\u0163i s\u0103 spune\u0163i nu.
Dumneavoastr\u0103, domnule doctor, nu m-a\u0163i \u00een\u0163eles, eu nu vreau s\u0103 spun nu, eu vreau s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai simt ca o femeie usoara!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un cioban st\u0103tea sprijinit \u00een b\u00e2t\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
B\u00e2ta era cam lung\u0103 \u015fi ciobanul st\u0103tea un pic pe v\u00e2rfuri. Un turist \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bade parc\u0103 e cam lung\u0103 b\u00e2ta aia\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cam lung\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u015ei de ce nu tai o bucat\u0103 din ea?
\u2013 M-am g\u00e2ndit eu s\u0103 tai o bucat\u0103 din ea, dar vezi tu, aici unde \u0163in eu m\u00e2inile, pretinu de la care o am o f\u0103cut ni\u015fte modele cu bri\u015fca \u015fi mi-e p\u0103cat s\u0103 le tai.
\u2013 Dar de ce nu tai de jos bade?
\u2013 Doar nu mi-s nebun, c\u0103 aici sus mi-i lung\u0103, nu jos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI
Bul\u0103 e \u00een clasa a treia, la ora de francez\u0103. Inspec\u0163ie. Vin doi inspectori \u015fi se pun \u00een ultima banc\u0103, \u00een spatele lui Bul\u0103. Profesoara are 24 de ani, arat\u0103 foarte bine \u015fi poart\u0103 fust\u0103 mini. Scrie ceva \u00een francez\u0103 \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Hai, dragi elevi, cine vrea s\u0103 traduc\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nimeni.
\u2013 Hai, copii, ce scrie pe tabl\u0103?
Bul\u0103 ridic\u0103 m\u00e2na brusc.
\u2013 Ia zi, Bul\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pe tabl\u0103 scrie: `Mam\u0103, ce bulane mi\u015fto are gagica asta!`
\u2013 M\u0103garule! Stai jos, ai nota doi!
Bul\u0103 se a\u015feaz\u0103 \u015fi se \u00eentoarce \u00eencruntat c\u0103tre cei doi inspectori din spatele lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 habar nu ave\u0163i limba francez\u0103, mai \u015fi sufla\u0163i!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevasta \u0219i-a ascuns amantul \u00een dulap.
Noaptea, amor\u021bit, \u0103sta \u00eembrac\u0103 o blan\u0103 din dulap \u0219i d\u0103 s\u0103 ias\u0103 tip-til.
Sotul aude, se trezeste si-l vede :<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tu cine mai e\u0219ti b\u0103 ?
\u2013 O molie!
\u2013 \u0218i cu blana ce-i, unde-o duci?
\u2013 O m\u0103n\u00e2nc acas\u0103 !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
O femeie merge la Doctor:\u2013 Domnule Doctor, \u015fti\u0163i am o problem\u0103, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd ies \u00een ora\u015f cu vreun b\u0103rbat, nu pot sa \u00eel refuz, a doua zi m\u0103 simt prost de parca a\u015f fi o femeie usoara. \u2013 Ok, nicio problem\u0103, o s\u0103 facem o terapie de hipnoz\u0103, o s\u0103 v\u0103 aduc \u00een … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2839,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2838"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2838\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2840,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2838\/revisions\/2840"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}