Un t\u00e2n\u0103r se duce la un supermarket s\u0103 se angajeze. Managerul \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 Ai ceva experien\u0163\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2nz\u0103ri? \u2013 Da, am fost comis voiajor. \u2013 Bine, e\u015fti angajat! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cencepi de m\u00e2ine, iar la sf\u00e2r\u015fitul programului am s\u0103 vin s\u0103 v\u0103d cum te-ai descurcat. A doua zi, se prezint\u0103 omul la treab\u0103, iar la sf\u00e2r\u015fitul programului vine managerul \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ei, c\u00e2te v\u00e2nz\u0103ri ai f\u0103cut azi? \u2013 Una, r\u0103spunde t\u00e2n\u0103rul. \u2013 Cum una? Media de v\u00e2nz\u0103ri pe angajat la noi este de 20-30 pe zi! De c\u00e2t ai v\u00e2ndut? \u2013 De 101.237,64 dolari. \u2013 101.237,64 dolari?! Da\u2019 ce i-ai v\u00e2ndut? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai \u00eent\u00e2i, i-am v\u00e2ndut un c\u00e2rlig mic de pescuit. Dup\u0103 aia, i-am v\u00e2ndut unul de dimensiune medie. Dup\u0103 aia, i-am v\u00e2ndut o lanset\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe urm\u0103, l-am \u00eentrebat unde merge s\u0103 pescuiasc\u0103 \u015fi mi-a spus c\u0103 pe coast\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103 i-am spus c\u0103-i trebuie o barc\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103 am fost la raionul de specialitate \u015fi i-am v\u00e2ndut \u015falupa aia cu dou\u0103 motoare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pentru c\u0103 mi-a zis c\u0103 Honda e prea mic\u0103 ca s\u0103 remorcheze \u015falupa, l-am dus la raionul auto \u015fi i-am v\u00e2ndut un Jeep Grand Cherokee. \u2013 Cum, a intrat un tip s\u0103 cumpere un c\u00e2rlig mic de pescuit \u015fi tu i-ai v\u00e2ndut o \u015falup\u0103 \u015fi un 4X4?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A, nu. Tipu\u2019 a intrat s\u0103 cumpere un pachet de tampoane pentru nevast\u0103-sa, iar eu i-am spus c\u0103, dac\u0103 tot urmeaz\u0103 un weekend f\u0103r\u0103 sex, ar fi mai bine s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la pescuit!\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Un t\u00e2n\u0103r se duce la un supermarket s\u0103 se angajeze. Managerul \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 Ai ceva experien\u0163\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2nz\u0103ri? \u2013 Da, am fost comis voiajor. \u2013 Bine, e\u015fti angajat! \u00cencepi de m\u00e2ine, iar la sf\u00e2r\u015fitul programului am s\u0103 vin s\u0103 v\u0103d cum te-ai descurcat. A doua zi, se prezint\u0103 omul la treab\u0103, iar la sf\u00e2r\u015fitul … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2834,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2833"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2835,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2833\/revisions\/2835"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}