O fecioar\u0103, \u00een urma insisten\u021belor unui t\u00e2n\u0103r viguros, cedeaz\u0103.
V\u0103z\u00e2nd-o pu\u021bin \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat\u0103, mama ei o \u00eentreab\u0103 ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat.
\u2013 Un b\u0103rbat mi-a furat floarea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mama ei o duce la medic, care, dup\u0103 ce o examineaz\u0103, spune:
\u2013 Doamn\u0103! nu numai c\u0103 i-a furat floarea dar i-a spart \u0219i ghiveciul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se duce o blonda la cazino si zice:
\u2013 Vreau sa pariez pe 2 numere, dar ca sa castig trebuie sa ma dezbrac. Toti sunt de acord, se dezbraca si arunca zarurile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am castigat, am castigat, incepe sa se bucure ea. Ia banii si pleaca.
La care dealerul zice catre celalalt:
\u2013 Tu ai vazut zarurile pe care le-a aruncat ?
\u2013 Nu, creadeam ca le-ai vazut tu, spuse celalalt dealer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE \u0218I FAPTUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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O blond\u0103 supraponderal\u0103 merge la doctor s\u0103-i cear\u0103 un sfat.
Acesta \u00eei spune c\u0103 dac\u0103 vrea s\u0103 sl\u0103beasc\u0103 10 kg trebuie s\u0103 alerge timp de o lun\u0103.
Blonda urmeaz\u0103 sfatul medicului \u015fi, fericit\u0103, dup\u0103 o lun\u0103 \u00eei d\u0103 telefon s\u0103-i spun\u0103 ce mult a sl\u0103bit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La sf\u00e2r\u015fitul conversa\u0163iei, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 \u015ei acum cum pot s\u0103 ajung acas\u0103? 300 de km este o distan\u0163\u0103 destul de mare<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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O blond\u0103 se duce la benzin\u0103rie s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi alimenteze ma\u015fina.
Aici \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe v\u00e2nz\u0103tor ce benzin\u0103 are la pomp\u0103.
Acesta r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De 95 \u015fi de 98.
La care blonda:
\u2013 Cum, nimic de anul \u0103sta?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
O fecioar\u0103, \u00een urma insisten\u021belor unui t\u00e2n\u0103r viguros, cedeaz\u0103.V\u0103z\u00e2nd-o pu\u021bin \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat\u0103, mama ei o \u00eentreab\u0103 ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat.\u2013 Un b\u0103rbat mi-a furat floarea. Mama ei o duce la medic, care, dup\u0103 ce o examineaz\u0103, spune:\u2013 Doamn\u0103! nu numai c\u0103 i-a furat floarea dar i-a spart \u0219i ghiveciul! CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f Se duce o … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2816,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2815"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2817,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2815\/revisions\/2817"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}