{"id":2808,"date":"2024-08-15T11:53:26","date_gmt":"2024-08-15T11:53:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2808"},"modified":"2024-08-15T11:53:29","modified_gmt":"2024-08-15T11:53:29","slug":"concurs-de-tras-cu-tunul-intre-ardeleni-moldoveni-si-olteni-aduc-ardelenii-un-tun-mare-moldovenii-un-tun-mic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2808","title":{"rendered":"Concurs de tras cu tunul intre ardeleni moldoveni si olteni. Aduc ardelenii un tun mare..Moldovenii un tun mic.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"922\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5816-922x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2809\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5816-922x1024.jpeg 922w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5816-270x300.jpeg 270w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5816-768x853.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5816.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 922px) 100vw, 922px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula la scoala, la ora de engleza. Vine profa\u2019 si zice:<br>\u2013 Copii cine-mi spune cum se zice la pisica in engleza are nota zece! Se ridica un elev si spune:<br>\u2013 ZA CAT!<br>\u2013 Bravooo, ai un zece ! Dar cine stie cum se zice la catel in engleza ii dau doi de zece .<br>\u2013 ZA DOG raspunde unu!<br>\u2013 Bravo, ai doi de zece; da\u2019 ma copii ma, cine stie cum se zice la caldura are media 10 pe anu asta!<br>Bula se ridica si falnic spune: ZA DUF!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un elev merge la cantina si singurul loc liber este langa un profesor.<br>Neavand ce sa faca, se aseaza langa el.<br>Proful: porumbeii nu stau langa porci!\u00a0<br>Elevul: bine.. atunci eu imi iau zborul!!<br>Enervat, la lucrare, profesorul ii da cele mai grele subiecte\u2026elevul le rezolva fara probleme..in pauza, profesorul merge la elev.<br>proful: daca ar fi pe strada un sac cu inteligenta si unul cu bani, pe care l-ai lua?\u00a0<br>Elevul: pe cel cu bani!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Proful: eu l-as alege pe celalalt..<br>Elevul: ehh..fiecare cu ce n-are..<br>Enervat la culme, profesorul scrie pe lucrarea elevului \u201eBOU\u201d..la care copilul ii spune: dle profesor, v-ati semnat pe lucrarea mea, dar ati uitat sa scrieti nota!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bula la scoala, la ora de engleza. Vine profa\u2019 si zice:\u2013 Copii cine-mi spune cum se zice la pisica in engleza are nota zece! Se ridica un elev si spune:\u2013 ZA CAT!\u2013 Bravooo, ai un zece ! Dar cine stie cum se zice la catel in engleza ii dau doi de zece .\u2013 ZA DOG &#8230; <a title=\"Concurs de tras cu tunul intre ardeleni moldoveni si olteni. Aduc ardelenii un tun mare..Moldovenii un tun mic..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2808\" aria-label=\"Read more about Concurs de tras cu tunul intre ardeleni moldoveni si olteni. Aduc ardelenii un tun mare..Moldovenii un tun mic..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2810,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2808"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2811,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2808\/revisions\/2811"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}