{"id":2800,"date":"2024-08-14T09:35:07","date_gmt":"2024-08-14T09:35:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2800"},"modified":"2024-08-14T09:35:10","modified_gmt":"2024-08-14T09:35:10","slug":"bula-cate-probleme-ai-avut-la-examen-cinci-le-ai-rezolvat-pe-toate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2800","title":{"rendered":"Bula cate probleme ai avut la examen? Cinci!! Le-ai rezolvat pe toate??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"779\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5791-1024x779.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2802\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5791-1024x779.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5791-300x228.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5791-768x584.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5791.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un poli\u0163ist, care nu-\u015fi f\u0103cuse planul la amenzi, iese la p\u00e2nd\u0103:<br>Deodat\u0103 apare badea Ion \u00een c\u0103ru\u0163\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ioane trage pe dreapta, c\u0103 ai \u00eencurcat-o. Conduci sub influen\u0163a alcoolului!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Da de unde!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Sufl\u0103 \u00een fiola asta.<br>Sufl\u0103 Ion, dar degeaba. Poli\u0163istul ofticat \u00eencepe s\u0103-i caute nod \u00een papur\u0103:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Da \u00een sticla aia din buzunar ce ai? Alcool? \u0162uic\u0103? Nu-i a\u015fa?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Da de unde. Este lapte de cocos.<br>Poli\u0163istul ce \u00ee\u015fi zice: dac\u0103 este \u0163uic\u0103 l-am ars, dac\u0103 nu m\u0103car gust \u015fi eu ca s\u0103 vad cum este laptele de cocos.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Da \u00eencoa la verificare!<br>Badea Ion i-o d\u0103, poli\u0163istului trage un g\u00e2t bun \u015fi constat\u0103 cu stupoare c\u0103 nu este alcool.<br>\u00cei \u00eenapoiaz\u0103 sticla \u015fi \u00eei da drumul s\u0103 plece. La care Badea Ion se suie \u00een c\u0103ru\u0163\u0103, d\u0103 bice calului \u015fi spune:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Dii Cocos\u2026<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Doi b\u0103tr\u00e2ni, 80 \u015fi 87 termin\u0103 de alergat \u015fi se a\u015feaz\u0103 pe o banc\u0103. Cel de 80 se uita mirat la cel\u0103lalt<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>M\u0103 cum faci s\u0103 ai energia asta la 87 de ani?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>B\u0103i, deci io m\u0103n\u00e2nc p\u00e2ine de secar\u0103 \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103, cre\u015fte energia \u015fi vigoarea cu doamnele.<br>\u0102sta se duce direct la brut\u0103rie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Doamn\u0103, p\u00e2ine de secar\u0103 ave\u0163i?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Raftul acela. C\u00e2te dori\u0163i?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A\u015f vrea 5 buc\u0103\u0163i.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>5? Vai, pai c\u00e2nd o sa ajunge\u0163i la a 5-a o s\u0103 se \u00eent\u0103reasc\u0103 deja.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Deci nu pot s\u0103 cred!, toat\u0103 lumea \u015ftie de asta numai eu nu!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un poli\u0163ist, care nu-\u015fi f\u0103cuse planul la amenzi, iese la p\u00e2nd\u0103:Deodat\u0103 apare badea Ion \u00een c\u0103ru\u0163\u0103:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2801,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2800"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2803,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2800\/revisions\/2803"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}