I\u0163ic, care locuie\u015fte la Tel Aviv, \u00eei telefoneaz\u0103 fiului s\u0103u David, care
a emigrat la New York, \u015fi-i spune:
\u2013 Regret c\u0103-\u0163i stric ziua, dar trebuie s\u0103-\u0163i spun c\u0103 eu \u015fi maic\u0103-ta
suntem pe cale s\u0103 divor\u0163\u0103m. 45 de ani de suferin\u0163\u0103 sunt de ajuns.
\u2013 Tat\u0103, cum po\u0163i s\u0103 spui asta? \u015ei chiar acum, \u00eenainte de s\u0103rb\u0103tori!,
strig\u0103 revoltat fiul s\u0103u.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu mai pot s-o v\u0103d \u00een fa\u0163a ochilor, r\u0103spunde tat\u0103l, ne-am plictisit
unul de cel\u0103lalt \u015fi sunt s\u0103tul de toat\u0103 povestea asta, a\u015fa c\u0103 f\u0103-mi un
serviciu \u015fi sun-o pe sor\u0103-ta Anna la Chicago, s\u0103 \u015ftie \u015fi ea.
\u015ei I\u0163ic \u00eenchide rapid telefonul. Disperat, fiul o sun\u0103 pe sor\u0103-sa, care
r\u0103m\u00e2ne masc\u0103.
\u2013 Cum, vor s\u0103 divor\u0163eze? La v\u00e2rsta lor?! Am eu grij\u0103 de asta.
\u015ei-l sun\u0103 direct pe tat\u0103l ei \u015fi-i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N-o s\u0103 divor\u0163a\u0163i! Nu face\u0163i nimic p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd eu \u015fi frate-meu nu
ajungem la voi. M-ai \u00een\u0163eles? NIMIC!
\u015ei tr\u00e2nte\u015fte telefonul.
Tat\u0103l se \u00eentoarce spre so\u0163ia lui, spun\u00e2ndu-i:
\u2013 Totul e foarte bine, Rebecca! Copiii vin s\u0103-\u015fi petreac\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103torile
cu noi \u015fi, \u00een plus, o s\u0103-\u015fi pl\u0103teasc\u0103 singuri biletele de avion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe un drum de tara un politist pe motoreta urmareste o caruta
si intreaba taranul care statea pe capra:
\u2013 Domnule nu ti-ai dat seama ca nevasta-ta a cazut
din caruta la cativa kilometri de aici?!
La care taranul:
\u2013 Doamne ajuta! Am crezut ca am depasit viteza legala!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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I\u0163ic, care locuie\u015fte la Tel Aviv, \u00eei telefoneaz\u0103 fiului s\u0103u David, carea emigrat la New York, \u015fi-i spune:\u2013 Regret c\u0103-\u0163i stric ziua, dar trebuie s\u0103-\u0163i spun c\u0103 eu \u015fi maic\u0103-tasuntem pe cale s\u0103 divor\u0163\u0103m. 45 de ani de suferin\u0163\u0103 sunt de ajuns.\u2013 Tat\u0103, cum po\u0163i s\u0103 spui asta? \u015ei chiar acum, \u00eenainte de s\u0103rb\u0103tori!,strig\u0103 revoltat … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2798,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2797"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2799,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2797\/revisions\/2799"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}