{"id":2794,"date":"2024-08-13T09:24:31","date_gmt":"2024-08-13T09:24:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2794"},"modified":"2024-08-13T09:24:35","modified_gmt":"2024-08-13T09:24:35","slug":"o-blonda-da-examen-la-logica-profesorul-o-intreaba-sunt-500-de-caramizi-intr-un-avion-una-cade-cate-mai-raman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2794","title":{"rendered":"O blond\u0103 d\u0103 examen la logic\u0103. Profesorul o \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 Sunt 500 de c\u0103r\u0103mizi \u00eentr-un avion. Una cade, c\u00e2te mai r\u0103m\u00e2n?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>O blond\u0103 d\u0103 examen la logic\u0103. Profesorul o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sunt 500 de c\u0103r\u0103mizi \u00eentr-un avion. Una cade, c\u00e2te mai r\u0103m\u00e2n?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Studenta:- 499.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesorul:- A\u0219a este! \u00cen c\u00e2te mi\u0219c\u0103ri vei pune un elefant \u00een frigider?Studenta:- Trei \u2013 deschid frigiderul, \u00eemping elefantul \u00een\u0103untru, \u00eenchid frigiderul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesorul: \u2013 A\u0219a este! \u0218i din c\u00e2te mi\u0219c\u0103ri bagi o giraf\u0103 \u00een frigider?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Studenta: \u2013 Patru, deschid frigiderul, scot elefantul, bag girafa \u0219i \u00eenchid frigiderul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesorul: \u2013 A\u0219a este! Toate animalele au mers la ziua de na\u0219tere a leului. Cine lipse\u0219te?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Studenta: \u2013 Girafa. Este \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een frigider.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesorul: \u2013 A\u0219a este! Bunica vrea s\u0103 traverseze mla\u0219tina care este plin\u0103 cu crocodili. C\u00e2\u021bi crocodili sunt \u00een mla\u0219tin\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Studenta: \u2013 Nici unul, to\u021bi sunt la ziua de na\u0219tere a leului!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesorul: \u2013 A\u0219a este! Bunica totu\u0219i traverseaz\u0103 mla\u0219tina, dar moare! De ce? Studenta: \u2013 Fractur\u0103 de craniu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesor: \u2013 Cum asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Studenta: Caramida de la prima \u00eentrebare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesor: Ie\u0219i \u00een \u201cpuii\u201d mei afar\u0103\u2026 ai un 10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>La vama ajunge si badea Gheorghe cu caruta plina de butoaie.Vamesul il intreaba ce are in butoaie.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Badea ii raspunde simplu: apa.<br>-Nu se poate, nu te cred, tu ascunzi ceva bade!<br>-Nu, pe cuvantul meu! zice badea.<br>-Am sa gust din fiecare butoi. Asa si facu\u2019. Dupa degustare, vamesul isi da seama ca badea are intradevar apa in butoaie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bade ai dreptate, esti liber sa pleci, dar poti sa-mi spui de ce duci tu apa peste granita?<br>-Pai\u2026la noi in sat e un obicei: dupa ce speli mortu\u2019 sa duci apa cat mai departe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O blond\u0103 d\u0103 examen la logic\u0103. Profesorul o \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 Sunt 500 de c\u0103r\u0103mizi \u00eentr-un avion. Una cade, c\u00e2te mai r\u0103m\u00e2n? Studenta:- 499. Profesorul:- A\u0219a este! \u00cen c\u00e2te mi\u0219c\u0103ri vei pune un elefant \u00een frigider?Studenta:- Trei \u2013 deschid frigiderul, \u00eemping elefantul \u00een\u0103untru, \u00eenchid frigiderul. Profesorul: \u2013 A\u0219a este! \u0218i din c\u00e2te mi\u0219c\u0103ri bagi o giraf\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"O blond\u0103 d\u0103 examen la logic\u0103. 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