Trece pe strada un cortegiu funerar foarte ciudat: dupa dric urma un tip, un caine fioros si, la mare distanta vreo cincizeci de oameni.
Un tip se apropie si intreaba:
-Cine a murit ?
-Soacra-mea, raspunde tipul, a muscat-o cainele asta.
-Nu-mi imprumuti si mie cainele?
-Ba da, dar aseaza-te la coada\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u0163ul \u015fi so\u0163ia c\u0103l\u0103toresc cu trenul.
La un moment dat, v\u0103d pe c\u00e2mp c\u00e2teva vaci \u015fi c\u00e2\u0163iva porci, la care so\u0163ul:
\u2013 Neamuri de ale tale?
So\u0163ia:
\u2013 Da, socrii mei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Un tip se duce sa ia sicriu pentru soacra-sa. Tipul il intreba pe vanzator:
\u2013 Ce fel de sicrie aveti?
\u2013 Avem sicrie din stejar cu manere de aur la 6oo lei.
\u2013 Prea scump, ceva mai ieftin nu aveti?
\u2013 Un sicriu de brad cu manere de alama la 400 lei, e bine?
\u2013 Ceva mai ieftin nu aveti?
\u2013 Dar cat vrei ,domne sa cheltuiesti?
\u2013 Cam 150 lei!
\u2013 Atunci adu soacra sa-i montam manere!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Trece pe strada un cortegiu funerar foarte ciudat: dupa dric urma un tip, un caine fioros si, la mare distanta vreo cincizeci de oameni.Un tip se apropie si intreaba:-Cine a murit ?-Soacra-mea, raspunde tipul, a muscat-o cainele asta.-Nu-mi imprumuti si mie cainele?-Ba da, dar aseaza-te la coada\u2026 So\u0163ul \u015fi so\u0163ia c\u0103l\u0103toresc cu trenul.La un moment … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2792,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2791"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2793,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2791\/revisions\/2793"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}