{"id":2788,"date":"2024-08-12T13:42:59","date_gmt":"2024-08-12T13:42:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2788"},"modified":"2024-08-12T13:43:01","modified_gmt":"2024-08-12T13:43:01","slug":"la-scoala-profesoara-de-matematica-gigel-ti-ai-facut-tema-nu-stai-jos-4-costel-ti-ai-facut-tema-mi-am-uitat-caietul-acasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2788","title":{"rendered":"La \u015fcoal\u0103, profesoara de matematic\u0103:\u2013 Gigel, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema?\u2013 Nu.\u2013 Stai jos, 4!\u2013 Costel, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema?\u2013 Mi-am uitat caietul acas\u0103\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>La \u015fcoal\u0103, profesoara de matematic\u0103:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Gigel, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Nu.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Stai jos, 4!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Costel, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Mi-am uitat caietul acas\u0103\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Stai jos, 4!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Bul\u0103, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Nu, pentru c\u0103 ieri, a trebuit s\u0103 merg dup\u0103 frate-miu, care tocmai s-a eliberat din pu\u015fc\u0103rie\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Aaa! Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 intimidezi? Stai jos, 6!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*****<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u021bul se intoarce, sup\u0103rat foc, de la spital unde este internat\u0103 soacra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u021bia \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te \u00een u\u0219\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum se simte mama?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mama ta este s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 ca un cal, \u00een curand va fi externat\u0103 \u0219i va r\u0103m\u00e2ne la noi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu \u00een\u021beleg\u2026 Ieri medicul mi-a spus c\u0103 nu e bine deloc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu ce ai vorbit tu cu doctorul, dar mie mi-a spus s\u0103 m\u0103 pregatesc pentru ce este mai r\u0103u!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vii weekend-ul viitor la mare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu pot, trebuie s\u0103 merg la o nunt\u0103, chiar dac\u0103 nu am chef.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hai fat\u0103, poate pleci mai devreme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La \u015fcoal\u0103, profesoara de matematic\u0103: \u2013 Gigel, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema? \u2013 Nu. \u2013 Stai jos, 4! \u2013 Costel, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema? \u2013 Mi-am uitat caietul acas\u0103\u2026 Stai jos, 4! \u2013 Bul\u0103, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema? \u2013 Nu, pentru c\u0103 ieri, a trebuit s\u0103 merg dup\u0103 frate-miu, care tocmai s-a eliberat din pu\u015fc\u0103rie\u2026 \u2013 Aaa! Vrei s\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"La \u015fcoal\u0103, profesoara de matematic\u0103:\u2013 Gigel, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema?\u2013 Nu.\u2013 Stai jos, 4!\u2013 Costel, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema?\u2013 Mi-am uitat caietul acas\u0103\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2788\" aria-label=\"Read more about La \u015fcoal\u0103, profesoara de matematic\u0103:\u2013 Gigel, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema?\u2013 Nu.\u2013 Stai jos, 4!\u2013 Costel, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut tema?\u2013 Mi-am uitat caietul acas\u0103\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2789,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2788"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2790,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2788\/revisions\/2790"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}