{"id":2783,"date":"2024-08-12T10:31:56","date_gmt":"2024-08-12T10:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2783"},"modified":"2024-08-12T10:31:59","modified_gmt":"2024-08-12T10:31:59","slug":"vine-sotul-acasa-tarziu-beat-crita-intra-in-dormitor-si-incearca-sa-aprinda-lumina-dar-nu-nimereste-intrerupatorul-sotia-il-ghideazamai-la-dreapta-mai-la","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2783","title":{"rendered":"Vine sotul acasa tarziu beat crita. Intra in dormitor si incearca sa aprinda lumina dar nu nimereste intrerupatorul , sotia il ghideaza:Mai la dreapta mai la.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1001\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5692-1-1001x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2786\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5692-1-1001x1024.jpeg 1001w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5692-1-293x300.jpeg 293w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5692-1-768x786.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5692-1.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1001px) 100vw, 1001px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Mergea lini\u015ftit trenul pe calea ferat\u0103 \u015fi brusc o ia la dreapta! Iese de pe calea ferat\u0103 \u015fi o ia prin ar\u0103tur\u0103, porumb, cartofi, lucern\u0103, iar porumb, p\u0103dure, cartofi, iar lucern\u0103 \u015fi iese \u00eenapoi la calea ferat\u0103 \u015fi merge mai departe. Pasagerii \u015foca\u0163i, se duc la mecanic s\u0103 vad\u0103 care-i treaba. \u00centrebat de cele \u00eent\u00e2mplate, mecanicul le r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Era unul la vreo 200 m, care se c\u0103ca pe calea ferat\u0103, ce era s\u0103 fac?<br>La care pasagerii:<br>-Trebuia s\u0103-l calci pe nenorocit!<br>Mecanicul:<br>-P\u0103i tocmai \u00een lucern\u0103 l-am ajuns!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un negru ajunge la poarta raiului, bate la usa:<br>Iese Sf. Petru si il intreaba ,,Cine esti tu?\u201d<br>\u2013 Leonardo di Caprio !<br>Repede suna Sf. Petru la D-zeu si ii spune ca la poarta sta un negru si zice ca il cheama Leonardo di Caprio!<br>\u2013 Da si ce-i cu asta?<br>\u2013 Pai eu vreau sa stiu ce s-a intamplat cu Titanicu\u2019? S-a scufundat sau a ars?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mergea lini\u015ftit trenul pe calea ferat\u0103 \u015fi brusc o ia la dreapta! Iese de pe calea ferat\u0103 \u015fi o ia prin ar\u0103tur\u0103, porumb, cartofi, lucern\u0103, iar porumb, p\u0103dure, cartofi, iar lucern\u0103 \u015fi iese \u00eenapoi la calea ferat\u0103 \u015fi merge mai departe. Pasagerii \u015foca\u0163i, se duc la mecanic s\u0103 vad\u0103 care-i treaba. \u00centrebat de cele \u00eent\u00e2mplate, &#8230; <a title=\"Vine sotul acasa tarziu beat crita. Intra in dormitor si incearca sa aprinda lumina dar nu nimereste intrerupatorul , sotia il ghideaza:Mai la dreapta mai la..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2783\" aria-label=\"Read more about Vine sotul acasa tarziu beat crita. 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