{"id":2780,"date":"2024-08-12T07:11:49","date_gmt":"2024-08-12T07:11:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2780"},"modified":"2024-08-12T07:11:52","modified_gmt":"2024-08-12T07:11:52","slug":"vine-mama-soacra-acasa-si-isi-gaseste-ginerele-furios-la-culme-impachetandu-si-bagajele-ce-s-a-intamplat-intreba-ea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2780","title":{"rendered":"Vine mama soacra acasa si isi gaseste ginerele furios la culme, impachetandu-si bagajele. \u2013 Ce s-a intamplat? intreba ea."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Vine<strong>&nbsp;mama soacra&nbsp;<\/strong>acasa si isi gaseste ginerele furios la culme, impachetandu-si bagajele. \u2013 Ce s-a intamplat? intreba ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce s-a intamplat?! rabufni ginerele. Iti spun eu ce s-a intamplat!\u2026I-am trimis un e-mail neveste-mii in care i-am spus ca astazi ma intorc acasa din&nbsp;<strong>calatoria&nbsp;<\/strong>mea. Cand am ajuns&nbsp;<strong>acasa<\/strong>, ghici ce am gasit? Nevasta-mea, da, Maria mea, se tavalea cu un tip in&nbsp;<strong>patul&nbsp;<\/strong>nostru matrimonial!! Acesta este sfarsitul casniciei noastre, voi pleca pentru totdeauna!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Calmeaza-te, ii zice soacra-sa. Ceva nu e in regula in toata povestea asta. Maria nu ar face niciodata asa ceva! Stai numai o clipa, sa ma duc sa verific ce s-a intamplat\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa cateva momente, intra soacra-sa inapoi in&nbsp;<strong>camera&nbsp;<\/strong>afisand un&nbsp;<strong>zambet&nbsp;<\/strong>larg si-i zice ginerelui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Vezi, ti-am spus eu ca trebuie sa existe o explicatie simpla: Maria nu a primit nici un e-mail !\u2026\ud83d\ude1f\ud83d\ude1f\ud83d\ude1f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Trei moldoveni la ora\u015f se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc dup\u0103 o perioada de timp pentru a-\u015fi \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u015fi experien\u0163ele:<\/strong>\u2013 Ce bine era la \u0163ar\u0103, m\u0103! Pe jos&nbsp;<strong>sc\u00e2ndurile&nbsp;<\/strong>erau drepte \u015fi puteam lini\u015ftit s\u0103 merg dintr-un cap\u2019 \u00een altul al camerei. Aici la ora\u015f ame\u0163esc s\u0103 tot urm\u0103resc \u015fipcile alea mici de pe jos!\u2013&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen fiecare sear\u0103 c\u00e2nd vin acas\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 scol din somn trei&nbsp;<strong>vecini&nbsp;<\/strong>pentru c\u0103 pe&nbsp;<strong>lift&nbsp;<\/strong>scrie \u201cNumai pentru patru persoane!\u201d\u2013 Eu sunt cel mai n\u0103p\u0103stuit. De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd mi se f\u0103cea sete acas\u0103 m\u0103 duceam la&nbsp;<strong>ci\u015fmea&nbsp;<\/strong>\u015fi beam dup\u0103 poft\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acum m\u0103 duc, trag de funie \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 pun gura la\u00a0<strong>ap\u0103\u00a0<\/strong>s\u0103 \u015fi termin\u0103 \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 a\u015ftept iar s\u0103 se umple\u00a0<strong>g\u0103leata<\/strong>, iar trag de funie, dar tot a\u015fa p\u0103\u0163esc!\ud83d\ude22<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vine&nbsp;mama soacra&nbsp;acasa si isi gaseste ginerele furios la culme, impachetandu-si bagajele. \u2013 Ce s-a intamplat? intreba ea. \u2013 Ce s-a intamplat?! rabufni ginerele. Iti spun eu ce s-a intamplat!\u2026I-am trimis un e-mail neveste-mii in care i-am spus ca astazi ma intorc acasa din&nbsp;calatoria&nbsp;mea. Cand am ajuns&nbsp;acasa, ghici ce am gasit? 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