Miezul nop\u021bii. Beat cri\u021b\u0103, Bul\u0103 se leag\u0103n\u0103 din gard \u00een gard. La un moment dat, un poli\u021bist \u00eel vede \u0219i \u00eel abordeaz\u0103:
\u2013 Actele la control \u0219i spune\u021bi-mi unde v\u0103 duce\u021bi la ora asta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M\u0103 duc la o conferin\u021b\u0103 despre efectele nocive ale consumului de alcool \u00een cantit\u0103\u021bi mari \u0219i constante.
\u2013 La ora asta, m\u0103?! Cine \u021bine conferin\u021be la miezul nop\u021bii?
\u2013 Nevast\u0103-mea \u0219i, mai mult ca sigur, soacr\u0103-mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Intr-o zi profesoara ii intreaba pe copii cu ce au venit la scoala.
Unul zice ca a venit cu Bmw-ul altul cu Ferrari si toti cu masini de lux si cand ajunge profesoara la Bula, il intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula, tu cu ce ai venit azi la scoala?
-Cu bicicleta doamna profesoara.
Si asta se repeta si in a doua si in a treia zi. Pana la urma Bula ii zice tatalui sau:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Tata ne intreaba profesoara cu ce venim la scoala si toti spun ca vin cu masini luxoase, numai eu cu bicicleta.
-Pai zii si tu ca ai venit cu un Bmw. Zis si facut.
Profesoara il intreaba pe Bula:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula, cu ce ai venit azi la scoala?
-Cu Maserati, doamna profesoara.
-Dar de ce ai intarziat?
-Mi-a cazut lantul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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