Ion intra la bar cu-o moaca trista. Vasile il intreaba:
\u2013 Da\u2019 ce-ai?
\u2013 Mi-a murit soacra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se face liniste, la care Vasile:
\u2013 Nu-i adevarat, numa\u2019 zice asa sa fim invidiosi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Un vanator pleaca intr-un safari cu soacra-sa si su sotia. Intr-o seara prin jungla soacra se rataceste si vanatorul si sotia pleaca sa o caute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Intr-un tufis o gasesc impietrita de groaza in fata unui leu care ragea din toti rarunchii. Vazand asta sotia zice vanatorului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce facem acuma?
\u2013 Nimic, raspunde vanatorul, leul s-a bagat singur in treaba asta lasa-l sa se descurce\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se intalneste Bula cu un prieten. Bula il intreaba:
\u2013 Ce faci maine?
\u2013 Pai merg cu fiul meu sa lansam un zmeu. Dar tu?
\u2013 Ceva asemanator. Facem o excursie la munte cu soacra-mea\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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