Bul\u0103 \u0219i colega lui de liceu se joac\u0103 de-a v-a\u021bi ascunselea. Fata \u00eei explic\u0103 regulile:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bul\u0103, tu te pui s\u0103 mije\u0219ti, iar eu m\u0103 voi ascunde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103 m\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti \u00een 20 de minute, po\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103 \u021bii de m\u00e2n\u0103. Dac\u0103 m\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti \u00een 10 minute, po\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103 s\u0103ru\u021bi. Dac\u0103 m\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti \u00eentr-un minut, po\u021bi s\u0103 faci ce vrei cu mine. Acum pune-te, iar eu m\u0103 voi ascunde dup\u0103 frigider. :))<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un tip se uita la televizor \u0219i se treze\u0219te cu o tigaie \u00een cap de la nevast\u0103-sa:
\u2013 Asta pentru ce este, drag\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce e cu numele Laura Jonson?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0102la este un nume de cal pe care am pariat la cursele de cai, deci e un cal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pleac\u0103 tipa lini\u0219tit\u0103. A doua zi, iar\u0103\u0219i se treze\u0219te tipul cu o tigaie \u0219i mai zdrav\u0103n\u0103 \u00een cap.
\u2013 Asta pentru ce mai e, drag\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Te-a sunat calul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Tipul care sun\u0103 la radio
Un tip sun\u0103 la o emisiune la radio s\u0103 cear\u0103 p\u0103rerea unui psiholog:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule, am \u0219i eu o \u00eentrebare. Cum \u00eei spui so\u021biei diplomat c\u0103 s-a \u00eengr\u0103\u0219at?
Psihologul ascult\u0103 \u00eentrebarea \u0219i \u00eei r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 C\u00e2nd te-am cunoscut erai ca o floare, acum e\u0219ti ca un buchet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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