Copii, pute\u0163i da exemplu de un animal care se termina \u00een \u201etor\u201c?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aligator, r\u0103spunde un elev.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Foarte bine, alt exemplu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Vibrator, spune Bul\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M\u0103i Bul\u0103, dar \u0103sta nu-i animal, un animal se hr\u0103ne\u015fte cu ceva, \u0103sta ce m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sora-mea zice c\u0103-i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 bateriile.\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un mo\u0219 merge s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 asigurare de via\u021b\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua! A\u0219 vrea s\u0103-mi fac asigurare de via\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce vorbe\u0219ti mo\u0219ule. C\u00e2\u021bi ani ai?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 97.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vorbe\u0219ti serios?! \u0218i vrei la v\u00e2rsta ta asigurare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Na\u2026 Vreau s\u0103 merg cu tata \u00eentr-o vacan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i e bine s\u0103 fim asigura\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Asta \u00ee\u0219i bag\u0103 m\u00e2na \u00een p\u0103r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cu tat\u0103l tau?! Pai ce v\u00e2rsta are?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 125.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i, \u0219i ce c\u0103uta\u021bi voi \u00eentr-o vacan\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ehh\u2026 Mergem \u00een vizit\u0103 la bunicul meu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Asta se d\u0103dea cu capul de birou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce spui b\u0103 mo\u0219ule? \u00ce\u021bi ba\u021bi joc de mine?! C\u00e2\u021bi ani are bunicul t\u0103u?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 145.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i \u0219i ce face\u021bi acolo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pai\u2026 nah\u2026 Se c\u0103s\u0103tore\u0219te \u0219i mergem la nunt\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tipul se \u021binea de inima.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i de ce se \u00eensoar\u0103 acum b\u0103 mo\u0219ule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eeee\u2026 T\u00e2mpenii\u2026 \u0218tii \u0219i tu cum sunt astea\u2026. \u00eel for\u021beaz\u0103 p\u0103rin\u021bii lui\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Copii, pute\u0163i da exemplu de un animal care se termina \u00een \u201etor\u201c? Aligator, r\u0103spunde un elev. \u2013 Foarte bine, alt exemplu? \u2013 Vibrator, spune Bul\u0103. \u2013 M\u0103i Bul\u0103, dar \u0103sta nu-i animal, un animal se hr\u0103ne\u015fte cu ceva, \u0103sta ce m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103? \u2013 Sora-mea zice c\u0103-i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 bateriile.\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 Un mo\u0219 merge s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 asigurare de … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2763,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2762"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2764,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2762\/revisions\/2764"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}