Dup\u0103 terminarea orelor, profesoara il opre\u0219te pe Bula:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bul\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi dau un bilet s\u0103 \u00eel duci Iu\u2019 taic\u0103\u2019tu. Dar s\u0103 nu \u00eel cite\u0219ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profesoara ca s\u0103 se asigure c\u0103 Bul\u0103 nu cite\u0219te biletul, \u00eei d\u0103 cinci lei \u0219i un pachet de biscui\u021bi. Bul\u0103 bucuros accept\u0103 oferta profesoarei \u0219i pleac\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe drum, foarte curios nu s-a putut ab\u021bine \u0219i cite\u0219te biletul: \u201eNe vedem la ora trei sub pomul <\/strong>nostru\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bul\u0103 se duce \u00eenainte cu 5 minute \u0219i urc\u0103 \u00een pom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dupa ce profa \u0219i tat\u0103l se intalnesc, el o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe prof\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dac\u0103 te las gravid\u0103, copilul cine \u00eel va cre\u0219te?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Cel de Sus! r\u0103spunde femeia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bul\u0103 de sus, nervos, \u021bip\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Cu ce naiba s\u0103-l cresc eu? Cu cinci lei \u0219i-un pachet de biscui\u021bi?\ud83d\ude1b\ud83d\ude1b\ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n\n\n\n Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Buna dimineata domnule Tanase, aseara am iesit cu fata dvs si vreau sa imi cer scuze ca nu a ajuns acasa la<\/p>\n\n\n\n ora 22.30, am intarziat pentru ca am avut pana la masina si mi-a luat ceva timp sa schimb roata.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Buna, tu esti parlitul ala cu Renalut Megane caruia i-am zis sa nu o mai caute pe Anca sau al cu masina<\/p>\n\n\n\n ruginita?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nu domnule, eu am Jeep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nu-mi zice domnule, zi-mi tata socru!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Dup\u0103 terminarea orelor, profesoara il opre\u0219te pe Bula: \u2013 Bul\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi dau un bilet s\u0103 \u00eel duci Iu\u2019 taic\u0103\u2019tu. Dar s\u0103 nu \u00eel cite\u0219ti. Profesoara ca s\u0103 se asigure c\u0103 Bul\u0103 nu cite\u0219te biletul, \u00eei d\u0103 cinci lei \u0219i un pachet de biscui\u021bi. Bul\u0103 bucuros accept\u0103 oferta profesoarei \u0219i pleac\u0103. Pe drum, foarte curios nu … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2752,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2751"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2753,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2751\/revisions\/2753"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}