Vin aseara acasa si o gasesc pe soacra-mea tolanita in fotoliul meu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Buna seara\u2026zic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Buna seara\u2026raspunse ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ia stai!\u2026am sarit eu, dupa ce am auzit niste gemete ciudate in dormitor. Aia nu-i cumva nevasta-mea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Probabil\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si ce dracu face acolo?! am rabufnit. Nu cumva si-o trage cu altul in propriul nostru pat conjugal?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu stiu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cum nu stii??! am explodat, si de nervi am apucat-o de par si am tarat-o in baie, bagand-o cu capul in cada cu apa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce faci nenorocitule? zbiera ea, intre doua scaldari. Vrei sa ma ineci?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ce sa-ti fac? ii raspund, afundand-o si mai abitir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu-mi ziceai tu tot timpul sa nu ies din cuvantul lui fiica-ta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Asa, si?! bolborosi ea disperata.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pai ia auzi cum striga de dincolo: \u201emai adanc!!!\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trei blonde intra intr-un bar. Sunt fericite, danseaza si canta. Tot comanda fiecare cate ceva de baut. Barmanul pana la urma, le intreaba ce sarbatoresc. Una dintre ele ii explica:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tocmai am terminat un puzzle si ne-a luat numai 3 luni sa terminam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si? intreba barmanul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Vin aseara acasa si o gasesc pe soacra-mea tolanita in fotoliul meu. \u2013 Buna seara\u2026zic. \u2013 Buna seara\u2026raspunse ea. \u2013 Ia stai!\u2026am sarit eu, dupa ce am auzit niste gemete ciudate in dormitor. Aia nu-i cumva nevasta-mea? \u2013 Probabil\u2026 \u2013 Si ce dracu face acolo?! am rabufnit. Nu cumva si-o trage cu altul in propriul … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2749,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2748"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2750,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2748\/revisions\/2750"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}